You forgot a few...
My GF's ridiculously large and lopsided implants froze and cracked!
The women need heated pasties...
Those Mary's are crying because the fuel pump trigger locks are being removed...I bet they're really stressed wearing gloves while trying to work their Smart Phones bawwhhhhaaaaa
Hey, this is fun...lets continue.
I have to pre-heat my BF's anal lube.
The west coast fags are crying > their freshly shaved legs are chapping because of the chilly air > those two are from MikeT