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  1. 11-13-2008, 01:55 PM #1
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    Default Desperate Times... Desperate Women !!

    Guy's,

    My buddies are out every nite absolutly KILL'IN IT ! ..

    At Champs & Javiers in teh Irvine Spectrum on Tuesday, two pals show up at Champ's bang two gals before 5pm in the parking lot and another two at Javiers in the parking structure before 10pm ( married & there for GNO - girls nite out ! ) ... ALL IN A DAYS WORK ! The boy's didn't even make it to the Yard House, they were bushed...

    ** If you can't get some nookie these days, you must be member of Howard Sterns whack-pack !!!

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    and why are you here pounding keys instead of snatch?

    Dare to be different, if it turns out great you can claim you planned it that way.
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    I hope nobody's wife went out with the girls Tuesday night. Cuz right about now their heart just sank.
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    A Jew, a white guy and a monkey walk into a bar.... I forget how the rest goes but your Mom is a whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phat Matt View Post
    I hope nobody's wife went out with the girls Tuesday night. Cuz right about now their heart just sank.
    LMAO....OCWHorewives...
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    slumpbusters are everywhere...you just have to know where to look
    No man knows the value of a woman's love....until she files for divorce.
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    No knock on your friends, snapper is snapper, but what quality are they pullin in the parking lots? I'd assume complete skanks. I'd imagine their husbands know what goes on and they're out doing the same thing.

    On another note, I'm kinda jealous of them!
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    While the guys are bragging about there exploits, I'm betting the women are as well. They probably had a couple other guys to warm up the night. Thats just nasty.
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    I'm calling bullshit.....
    Rack em'

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    Maybe they're taking turns dressing up as a girl, and just sticking it to each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phebus View Post
    Maybe they're taking turns dressing up as a girl, and just sticking it to each other.
    Ok seriously, thats nastier than the original story. Even worse is the visual. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redneckcharlie View Post
    Well said. While the guys are bragging about there exploits, I'm betting the women are as well. They probably had a couple other guys to warm up the night. Thats just nasty.
    Good call...somewhere on the internet in some "the View" forum....a thread just started...

    Desperate Times, Desparate Dudes...

    Gal's,

    My girls are out every nite absolutly KILL'IN IT ! ..

    At Champs & Javiers in the Irvine Spectrum on Tuesday, two gals show up at Champ's bang two guys before 5pm in the parking lot and another two at Javiers in the parking structure before 10pm ( single, young, dumb, no work at all...couple free drinks too...they laid the GNO line on them..) ALL IN A DAYS WORK ! A girls got to eat and too many easy target boys to have to pay for your own drinks....heck they even made it home to catch Will & Grace reruns by 10pm..

    .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by phebus View Post
    Maybe they're taking turns dressing up as a girl, and just sticking it to each other.

    That was funny.....
    Rack em'

    RIP Kenny

    RIP Bobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbrown2 View Post
    Good call...somewhere on the internet in some "the View" forum....a thread just started...

    Desperate Times, Desparate Dudes...

    Gal's,

    My girls are out every nite absolutly KILL'IN IT ! ..

    At Champs & Javiers in the Irvine Spectrum on Tuesday, two gals show up at Champ's bang two guys before 5pm in the parking lot and another two at Javiers in the parking structure before 10pm ( single, young, dumb, no work at all...couple free drinks too...they laid the GNO line on them..) ALL IN A DAYS WORK ! A girls got to eat and too many easy target boys to have to pay for your own drinks....heck they even made it home to catch Will & Grace reruns by 10pm..

    .....
    LOL Nice work Mike.
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    This thread is worthless without pics.
    Quote Originally Posted by HTMike View Post
    A Jew, a white guy and a monkey walk into a bar.... I forget how the rest goes but your Mom is a whore.
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