How the Chinese Negotiate

sdpm · 09-24-2009, 09:04 AM

Demands of Kidnapper & CHINESE Negotiators

'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'

Negotiators assess the situation from next door.

Head Negotiator dispatched

Negotiations begin

Negotiations concluded

They probably spent 35 cents.

In this country, we would shut the

Street down for 48 hours, take 12

Hours to talk him out of it, spend

$5 million giving him a fair trial, and

Pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours!!

yhammack · 09-24-2009, 09:12 AM

Give up your red x or die. lol.

sdpm · 09-24-2009, 09:25 AM

Crap! Pic's show up for me. I just copied and pasted. I will try something else. Sorry bout that.

sdpm · 09-24-2009, 09:53 AM

Sorry no pics

thumbs · 09-24-2009, 09:56 AM

Still.......

sdpm · 09-24-2009, 10:08 AM

I give. Admin please remove. Thanks

yhammack · 09-24-2009, 10:15 AM

lol, your pictures are linked directly to your email account, won't work. Easiest way is to save the pictures, upload them to photobucket (or something similar) and insert the image here.

sdpm · 09-24-2009, 10:18 AM

I just saw that the pictures are a Bitmap Image. I will try the photo bucket thingy!

sdpm · 09-24-2009, 10:51 AM

How about now? Pictures show up?

Crazyhippy · 09-24-2009, 10:53 AM

yes.

the proper way to deal w/ a kidnapper

TITTIES AND BEER · 09-24-2009, 11:00 AM

pics work,they maybe spent .75,looks like he fired 2 times(+ most likey jap bullets

)

plaster dave · 09-24-2009, 05:11 PM

awesome.

Roaddogg 4040 · 09-24-2009, 05:13 PM

Crap, my .45 ammo has been costing me about .50 cents a round. I guess that i will need to move to china...

Save me a few cents...

Steve

ukxpat · 09-24-2009, 05:25 PM

Hmmmm seems like we need to learn some lessons from them

bonesfab · 09-24-2009, 05:43 PM

That looked about right...

They should try that on pursuits around here.. People might finally get the point..

Deweydaddy · 09-24-2009, 05:50 PM

Brutal. Looks like he shot him twice. Their lucky the kid didn't get pulled out the window when he dropped.

scooooter7 · 09-24-2009, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deweydaddy

Brutal. Looks like he shot him twice. Their lucky the kid didn't get pulled out the window when he dropped.

They kill their kids over there too. Too many of them...

Tahiti Boss21 · 09-25-2009, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deweydaddy

Brutal. Looks like he shot him twice. Their lucky the kid didn't get pulled out the window when he dropped.

Yeah, and if that happened here they'd be bitchin about how the cops should've waited....and sued them.

Old Texan · 09-25-2009, 10:43 AM

Chinese population control......Probably no real big concern for the kid. They teach their kids to duck and roll.

09-24-2009, 09:04 AM	#1
sdpm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,278	How the Chinese Negotiate Demands of Kidnapper & CHINESE Negotiators 'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!' Negotiators assess the situation from next door. Head Negotiator dispatched Negotiations begin Negotiations concluded They probably spent 35 cents. In this country, we would shut the Street down for 48 hours, take 12 Hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and Pay his food and lodging for life. No wonder their products are cheaper than ours!! Last edited by sdpm; 09-24-2009 at 10:50 AM.

09-24-2009, 09:53 AM	#4
sdpm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,278	Sorry no pics Last edited by sdpm; 09-24-2009 at 10:41 AM. Reason: No Pictures show up!

09-24-2009, 11:00 AM	#11
TITTIES AND BEER HELL OF A GUY Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: TNB RANCH-BIGWATER,UT Posts: 3,014	pics work,they maybe spent .75,looks like he fired 2 times(+ most likey jap bullets) __________________ CLEAR YOUR MIND ,AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW

09-24-2009, 05:11 PM	#12
plaster dave mud slinger Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: winnetka ca. Posts: 1,071	awesome. __________________ Don't sweat the "Petty", Pet the Sweaty!

09-24-2009, 05:25 PM	#14
ukxpat Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Redondo Beach, CA Posts: 997	Hmmmm seems like we need to learn some lessons from them __________________ Support Our Troops \| Please Feed a Shelter Dog (It's Free)

09-24-2009, 09:12 AM	#2
yhammack Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Folsom, CA Posts: 874	Give up your red x or die. lol.

09-24-2009, 09:25 AM	#3
sdpm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,278	Crap! Pic's show up for me. I just copied and pasted. I will try something else. Sorry bout that.

09-24-2009, 10:08 AM	#6
sdpm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,278	I give. Admin please remove. Thanks

09-24-2009, 10:15 AM	#7
yhammack Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Folsom, CA Posts: 874	lol, your pictures are linked directly to your email account, won't work. Easiest way is to save the pictures, upload them to photobucket (or something similar) and insert the image here.

09-24-2009, 10:18 AM	#8
sdpm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,278	I just saw that the pictures are a Bitmap Image. I will try the photo bucket thingy!

09-24-2009, 10:51 AM	#9
sdpm Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,278	How about now? Pictures show up?

09-24-2009, 10:53 AM	#10
Crazyhippy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 350	yes. the proper way to deal w/ a kidnapper

09-24-2009, 05:13 PM	#13
Roaddogg 4040 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Lake Havasu/Algonac, MI Posts: 1,559	Crap, my .45 ammo has been costing me about .50 cents a round. I guess that i will need to move to china... Save me a few cents... Steve

09-24-2009, 05:43 PM	#15
bonesfab Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 41	That looked about right... They should try that on pursuits around here.. People might finally get the point..

09-24-2009, 05:50 PM	#16
Deweydaddy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: DBN./DBN HTGS. Michigan Posts: 833	Brutal. Looks like he shot him twice. Their lucky the kid didn't get pulled out the window when he dropped.

09-25-2009, 10:43 AM	#19
Old Texan "On the road again..." Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: South Texas Posts: 6,231	Chinese population control......Probably no real big concern for the kid. They teach their kids to duck and roll. __________________ "Bottle by bottle, I'm clearing off that shelf...."

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