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Regatta: Who's racin' & Who's watchn'.....................

Originally Posted by Turtle

"I am in Augusta Georgia racing the Southern Nationals."


Isn't the Augusta Nationals Golf, or Bowling, or some shit like that??? What's your handicap??

Fail

Originally Posted by Slow Burn

I can't tell you three apart. Which one are you?
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I'm not in the picture. Foreground is you *WOW, I've a 1600 hp NOS motor in my kick ass JetBoat.

Middle guy is your mechanic *Shit doesn't sound like it's EVEN READY to burn down yet!

Your crewman in the back is thinking *I can't remeber if I put the drain plug in after I dumped that Red Line Oil in the Pan. Did I tighten the filter, or just screw it on?? UH-OH!

Nice picture though!

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Originally Posted by 2002CP19

Being that you frequent a place with some quick boats, you would think you would have a clue. Aren't you the same bag that sold his cp cu your wife said it was scary? MIT have been hardwared by turd le

More Scotten intel huh?

Old news!=Fail!

Originally Posted by Pattymelt18

Fail

Is that your opinion as a professional Comedian, Josh, or is it your opinion because your too DULL to think of something like that to post????????????????

Just askin'

Originally Posted by 2002CP19

Well I'm sure you'll feel right at home. There are plenty of good ole' boys willing to ablige your every twisted, backwards fantasy. Good luck BUDDY!!!

Brenda, I refuse to post you anymore until you come up with ANYTHING even remotely witty or crafty. You are seriously boring me. Come on now.

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Originally Posted by 2002CP19

Scotten intel? Please explain?

Explain? Really?!!

Are you living vicariously thru Ricky lake's Vagina?!

Originally Posted by Jetboatguru

Brenda, I refuse to post you anymore until you come up with ANYTHING even remotely witty or crafty. You are seriously boring me. Come on now.

WTF?!

Post me! LOL

You wish!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Turtle

"I am in Augusta Georgia racing the Southern Nationals."


Isn't the Augusta Nationals Golf, or Bowling, or some shit like that??? What's your handicap??

Tortoise,

Bowling, Golf, boat racing, you name it, all things you would get drilled as well. I'll bowl you for competition. But only if you bowl from use a 16lb ball and you can't wear a wrist guard and you have to start from a 2800rpm roll.

Originally Posted by Jetboatguru

Tortoise,

Bowling, Golf, boat racing, you name it, all things you would get drilled as well. I'll bowl you for competition. But only if you bowl from use a 16lb ball and you can't wear a wrist guard and you have to start from a 2800rpm roll.

Cause that's what you do right?!

Drill guys in the pooper?!!

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by snewton

I have seen your guys program at the track. Picture of professionalism

Hey STUPID STEVE. NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!

We don't go to the race track as "PROFESSIONAL RACERS". We go to run the boat a couple laps, have a few kicks, watch other boats run, and go home, normally on Saturday afternoon.

NJBA makes good money off us for 1 or 2 days a year. I've never seen you around, so you must be hiding out behind the Porta-Pottys, taping strange noises and splashes for your next Magic Show.

We are RIVER RACERS, and always will be. Everyone is welcome to come up and look at what we have & run at the races. My dad likes to talk to people as he does all day long on the phone.

I'm waiting for you to get us some nice, tailored, button down team shirts so we can use them for oil rags. Next time, don't hide. Just come up and observe. Most of our preparation is done before we leave Anza, so even though it looks like nothing is ever being done, it's just because were prepared beforehand. We don't go to the River, or the racetrack to WORK ON Boats, Steve. We go to DRIVE or RACE them.

Hope that explains it.