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  1. 10-13-2011, 05:19 PM #1
    Uncle Dave
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    Default Best Craigslist car ad ever....

    Skyline! 1990 GTSt

    A highlight....

    "Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that."

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  3. 10-13-2011, 07:31 PM #2
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    What a pile of B.S. and SHIT..
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  4. 10-13-2011, 07:34 PM #3
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    I think I'll hire him into our marketing division!
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  5. 10-28-2011, 11:21 AM #4
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    Skilled at wording his add.

    Not so much so at choosing cars to build.
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  6. 10-28-2011, 12:26 PM #5
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    That guy is great !
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  7. 11-12-2011, 09:39 AM #6
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    That dude is the pied-piper of ghetto marketing... CLASSIC!
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  8. 11-12-2011, 08:27 PM #7
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    Dudes got game! Love it.
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  9. 11-13-2011, 06:55 AM #8
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    This is the funniest ad I have ever read! It totally made my sunday morning. I had to get the wife to read it as well.
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  10. 11-13-2011, 09:23 AM #9
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    Now we know the dumb SOB that ate the brown acid at Woodstock
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    well the block is GM any ways

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  11. 11-13-2011, 10:41 PM #10
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    I googled and googled for a link but I'll have to post it 4 ya's from my home computer...couldn't find it again, but it was a craigs list for "A BIG GAY SPOILER"...

    LMAO "It's in so-so condition......strap this homo lure to your multi colored tuner project and make it the ULTIMATE COCK SHARK"!

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  12. 11-16-2011, 12:28 PM #11
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    big gay spoiler
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  13. 12-03-2011, 08:39 PM #12
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    "For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner."


    I almost pissed lol
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