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The Outboard Church has opened

I started this church to assist converters, squirters, and V-Fossils in saving themselves from certain destruction. We here at the church believe that a 1/4 mile straightaway is the Devils playground. This is a puny stretch of water that has some heathen boaters feeling that this is Nirvana. Here at the church you will learn how to expand your mind from a tiny stretch in a secluded cove to real open water boating. You do not have to own a whacker to be in our church. We feel that after several highspeed beat downs that even the most dedicated loud boats will convert to "OUTBOARDISM". V-Fossils and Squirters have a love for outboards they find difficult to express...We here at the church will help them complete their conversion to enlightenment. Feel free to express your thoughts and opinions. The church holds Mass on Sundays from 5am to Sunset (a real boating day)

War Canoe is your Reverend,
Bullhead Bully is our Bishop of good boating
Big Steve is our bouncer
Daytona Ross is our Afterbay Preacher
Bully's Bro is our 3.2 XS Ambassador
Stoker 2001 travels to "cribs" around the USA teaching Squirters and V-Fossils that whackers can win just about anywhere by "Laying the Smack Down"
Steve and DCB Bob are our "Delta Deacons"
Forkin' Crazy is our Southern Missionary in Louisiana.
TBI is running our Utah parish...
Kap handles all Church legal proceedings

So what do you have for church dinners ???

Kilbasa or Itialian sausage How do you like eating melon balls and banana's

When you PRay is it to Go FASTer ? When the fog lifts and the water is parted - Fear not your in the wake of a V drive

Originally Posted by War Canoe

I started this church to assist converters, squirters, and V-Fossils in saving themselves from certain destruction. We here at the church believe that a 1/4 mile straightaway is the Devils playground. This is a puny stretch of water that has some heathen boaters feeling that this is Nirvana. Here at the church you will learn how to expand your mind from a tiny stretch in a secluded cove to real open water boating. You do not have to own a whacker to be in our church. We feel that after several highspeed beat downs that even the most dedicated loud boats will convert to "OUTBOARDISM". V-Fossils and Squirters have a love for outboards they find difficult to express...We here at the church will help them complete their conversion to enlightenment. Yes, we will all be whacking together in harmony in the nearest future. Feel free to express your thoughts and opinions. The church holds Mass on Sundays from 5am to Sunset (a real boating day)

War Canoe is your Reverend,
Bullhead Bully is our Bishop of good boating
BiG Steve is our bouncer
TD is our River Pastor
STV Keith is a traveling missionary
Daytona Ross is our Afterbay Preacher

New Members !

Quickjet aka "Sandy".....Poor lost soul that will find his way.
Sharp Shooter ............Another closet whacker that will come out soon...
TBI ..........................A strange little man that is trying to live the whacker lifestyle vicariously through our posts...
Sangster...................A mess of a man who is now looking at twin 300xs motors for his next ride..(Congrats on the new direction !)

Originally Posted by War Canoe

I started this church to assist converters, squirters, and V-Fossils in saving themselves from certain destruction. We here at the church believe that a 1/4 mile straightaway is the Devils playground. This is a puny stretch of water that has some heathen boaters feeling that this is Nirvana. Here at the church you will learn how to expand your mind from a tiny stretch in a secluded cove to real open water boating. You do not have to own a whacker to be in our church. We feel that after several highspeed beat downs that even the most dedicated loud boats will convert to "OUTBOARDISM". V-Fossils and Squirters have a love for outboards they find difficult to express...We here at the church will help them complete their conversion to enlightenment. Yes, we will all be whacking together in harmony in the nearest future. Feel free to express your thoughts and opinions. The church holds Mass on Sundays from 5am to Sunset (a real boating day)

War Canoe is your Reverend,
Bullhead Bully is our Bishop of good boating
BiG Steve is our bouncer
TD is our River Pastor
STV Keith is a traveling missionary
Daytona Ross is our Afterbay Preacher
Bully's Bro is our 3.2 XS Ambassador

New Members !

Quickjet aka "Sandy".....Poor lost soul that will find his way.
Sharp Shooter ............Another closet whacker that will come out soon...
TBI ..........................A strange little man that is trying to live the whacker lifestyle vicariously through our posts...
Sangster...................A mess of a man who is now looking at twin 300xs motors for his next ride..(Congrats on the new direction !)
Small Block Mike......... A circle jerker that saw the light after viewing his dorky circle video. Mike is planning on strapping on a new whacker and going somewhere instead of the incessant circle.
Lucky.......................A gay V-Fossil guy that yearns for direction and finds it at our church ! Lucky is fighting his passion of V-Fossil addiction. He is on our 12 step program now. Step one is loud does not equal fast.

I am honored to be your Bishop......I Promise to burn my small amount of fuel and do my 100 milers VERY quickly . I will represent us in the Arizona / Powell areas throughout the year .Regardless of fuel prices or weather I will be there...
I will also help the lost V driveners and the Squirters that need direction to the best of my ability....When they are beyond hope ( which most of them are so stuck in there little world) I will look above for help and I'm sure it will come...Thank you WC I will rip a 100 miler NOW to celebrate....

this is some funny shit

Originally Posted by War Canoe

I started this church to assist converters, squirters, and V-Fossils in saving themselves from certain destruction. We here at the church believe that a 1/4 mile straightaway is the Devils playground. This is a puny stretch of water that has some heathen boaters feeling that this is Nirvana. Here at the church you will learn how to expand your mind from a tiny stretch in a secluded cove to real open water boating. You do not have to own a whacker to be in our church. We feel that after several highspeed beat downs that even the most dedicated loud boats will convert to "OUTBOARDISM". V-Fossils and Squirters have a love for outboards they find difficult to express...We here at the church will help them complete their conversion to enlightenment. Yes, we will all be whacking together in harmony in the nearest future. Feel free to express your thoughts and opinions. The church holds Mass on Sundays from 5am to Sunset (a real boating day)

War Canoe is your Reverend,
Bullhead Bully is our Bishop of good boating
BiG Steve is our bouncer
TD is our River Pastor
STV Keith is a traveling missionary
Daytona Ross is our Afterbay Preacher
Bully's Bro is our 3.2 XS Ambassador

New Members !

Quickjet aka "Sandy".....Poor lost soul that will find his way.
Sharp Shooter ............Another closet whacker that will come out soon...
TBI ..........................A strange little man that is trying to live the whacker lifestyle vicariously through our posts...
Sangster...................A mess of a man who is now looking at twin 300xs motors for his next ride..(Congrats on the new direction !)
Small Block Mike......... A circle jerker that saw the light after viewing his dorky circle video. Mike is planning on strapping on a new whacker and going somewhere instead of the incessant circle.
Lucky.......................A gay V-Fossil guy that yearns for direction and finds it at our church ! Lucky is fighting his passion of V-Fossil addiction. He is on our 12 step program now. Step one is loud does not equal fast.

Guess who's boat this is?





dumbass

Originally Posted by War Canoe

You post pictures of ATV 's with whackers...You are a "Bi-Curious" individual. I suggest to be a member of the Outboard church, you refrain from mocking posts of your bretheren. Dumbass.

You are now forgiven. Dumbass. Don't let it happen again.

so, 4.2 mpg?? is that for one whacker or two??