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New Church

Originally Posted by BigSteve

All good points

At least the wacker's where smart enough no to kiss her or eat it lol

Originally Posted by 79sleek

If a person joins the church do the have to move to San Fransisco with all the other homosexual wackers, that have their sausage fest parties wacking each other in public? Or can they stay in the closet like most of the wackers? If straight people are allowed and do not have to participate in these wack off sessions what is needed to join? If not i will continue to beat up on wackers, hang out with sexy chicks and park and blab about both of my squirter's.

I was wondering where you have been.

The Church would like to invite you to the Parker Oct 22nd ...Then you can show us the whacker beatdown you have been mumbling about.

After the race we will have a beer an laugh about how stupid you looked coming on the Church and smack talking to a gaggle of whackers that just kicked your ass all day long (or at least as long as it takes to melt your car boat.

See you there ...I have to give you a 58 second advantage EVERY lap, why don't you show up?

Originally Posted by stokerdude

from Wyoming huh?....where the men are men and the sheep are scared!!!

Funny!!!

But I think in Wyoming, the environmentalist run scared

Originally Posted by 79sleek

Thats too far for me maybe you and your fellow wackers can make a trip to Glendo Wyo and we can make you a little race track like 5 miles up to the river and five back might cramp your stlye when you hit the big water and slow down because you'll be scared of the little 3' chop but that would be ok ill slow down for you ha ha. Been busy working out of town not much free time. Been working 12 to 14 hours a day. Don't take everything so personal just pulling your chain I'd love to come down and check out your river and lakes hope to take you up on your offer next year. Keep in touch if you can make it up here that would be cool too. Neverenough has his wacker ready so should be fun.

I have a feeling I may need to carry a spare low-end...one point for the Jet boats...

I think the river stuff looks like a blast. I dig the videos of the gnarly rapids. The rollovers look insane too. I'd still do it!

Originally Posted by 79sleek

Where is parker, is it parker Colorado? Ill try some planning for next year neverenough said hes been there sounds fun even for my old jet boat. Saw some of your videos looks pretty fun may have to buy a wacker in the future! My jet is fun for drag racing and pulling 3 or 4 tubes and a few PARK AND BLAB sessions of course. Just keep in touch and give me a couple month heads up and maybe we can make the trip and take the church up on a few of their test and show off sessions lol let me know.

Parker is 20 min south of Lake Havasu, AZ....The Delta in CA is where I think you want to see...Parker is a great place to race.

Nice confidence antler hanging off the back!

Originally Posted by Sharp Shooter

Let me be the first to post pics of a Park n blab in session.