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here's your sign

Yesterday, after I got home from surgery, there was a package sitting on the front porch table. I've been working on the raffle for the Trailblazers, and all the stuff comes to me. The kid, also known as mooch, left it outside. It could be a $1000 warn winch, for all I know. I asked mooch to bring it inside, since I'm lucky to carry myself, then ask her the address. She replied, "Mike Kunz ....". Here's your sign.

Originally Posted by jamesblown97

i broke my leg years ago and he bone was popping out of the skin, the doctor walks in looks at my leg and asks me "Were you wearing a helmet?" i looked at him and said yes i was wearing a helmet on my leg, good thing i was because i might have lost this leg otherwise. no reason for that story but the heres your sign thing made me remember that

LMAO

Same thing here. I had a motorcross accident years ago which left me with a compound in 3 places to my left leg. Safety staff had already cut my boot off when the ambulance arrived.

First thing the paramedic asks me when they arrive is, "where does it hurt?"

Here's your sign...

hkunz - That is hilarious

It would be funnier if it wasn't like that with almost everything.

As I pushed the question further, she read off the rest of our address.

She has to have some clue, she unfriended me on Facebook after a buddy and I went back and forth about how dense some folks are.

boats hooked up to the truck neighbor says "going to the lake?" ...."Nope !! going sand surfing ... "

Nearly every time I walk into the hair cutting establishment they ask me, Do you want a haircut? I give them the same reply each time. "I might as well since I'm here"

Got a flat, huh? No, I just like to rotate my tires every 5,000 miles no matter where I am...

Here's my best one.
Wednesday morning get a drunk call at three in the morning, caller asks were you sleeping? I responded no I am skydiving jackass!

Originally Posted by rampgirlll

Here's my best one.
Wednesday morning get a drunk call at three in the morning, caller asks were you sleeping? I responded no I am skydiving jackass!

I was shopping in uniform one day and heard this little kid and his mom fighting. The little kid was misbehaving and mom was getting frustrated. The little kid stopped and said look mommy it's a soldier. I tried to help the mom out by telling the little kid if he wanted to be a big strong soldier someday, he would have to learn to do what he was told and that he should start practicing by doing what his mom says. He gave me a kinda saulte and said said yes, sir. As I turned to leave his mom asked me if I was really in the Army. I said, no but I liked wearing the uniform and telling kids to behave.