The other day I was at one of the home improvement stores, out in the garden area. They had the regular variety of tools and plants and hoses, and flowers. One of the flower areas had a nice presentation of some purple and yellow flowers, in exactly the colors of the Lakers uniforms and marketing materials.
I'm thinking, "Wow, Lakers fans are now to the point that they've bred a flower with the colors of the team jerseys." I turned and asked my wife, "What kind of flowers are those?"
You can't make this stuff up...