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    Because when finished fueling my car I take the hose that has a long droop in it and pick it up to empty all the extra fuel out of it?

    My buddies called my a Jew boy. I said that I was getting every last drop out of that pump especially for almost $5 per gal.

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    I know a Jewish guy that does that!!!
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    BTW He is Italian so not realy sure how that works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flynryan View Post
    Because when finished fueling my car I take the hose that has a long droop in it and pick it up to empty all the extra fuel out of it?

    My buddies called my a Jew boy. I said that I was getting every last drop out of that pump especially for almost $5 per gal.
    imo you are not,, my friends tell me if i dont live more than a dollar on the table they wont go out with me anymore,, i do the same..in this era you have to get every penny worth..maybe thats why i have no friends,,huh..

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    You'd only be jewish if you took the nozzle and dripped all the remaining gas into your yamika and then poured into your tank.
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    My friends told me to leave more than a dollar on the table because the strippers werent happy that I was bouncing quarters on the stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Overtime$ View Post
    My friends told me to leave more than a dollar on the table because the strippers werent happy that I was bouncing quarters on the stage.
    i give them monoply money because it is fake like their titties

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    I need to try that monopoly money idea.

    Its times like these that really bring out great ways to save a buck or two..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Overtime$ View Post
    I need to try that monopoly money idea.

    Its times like these that really bring out great ways to save a buck or two..
    gotta cut cost somewhere to buy more fuel for the toys..also my friends tell me that i eat coal and sh-t diamonds and they can here me squeak when i am walking in to work, this was all before everything got expensive, so could you image how bad i will get or have become,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by flynryan View Post
    Because when finished fueling my car I take the hose that has a long droop in it and pick it up to empty all the extra fuel out of it?
    Why only do it for your pump. I collect gas from all the pumps . I'll wait for another cycle of cars to go through and do it again. This method yeilds about 14 gallons an hour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flynryan View Post
    Because when finished fueling my car I take the hose that has a long droop in it and pick it up to empty all the extra fuel out of it?

    My buddies called my a Jew boy. I said that I was getting every last drop out of that pump especially for almost $5 per gal.
    I do it so the gas doesn't drip on the side of the vehicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chipster27 View Post
    Why only do it for your pump. I collect gas from all the pumps . I'll wait for another cycle of cars to go through and do it again. This method yeilds about 14 gallons an hour.
    That's funny shit right there

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