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Calling Out Jordy!!!!!!!

ok, recent events have required this call out. Many of you know Jordy, so tell me if I am off base :

He recently has become an ordained minister!!! (Really, I am not making this up.)

1) What focking church exactly ordained him????

2) How would they ordain a guy with a charity called "Tits for Textbooks?"

3) Exactly what is the purpose of him becoming an ordained minister?

4) Where exactly is his church?

5) Will he perform gay marriages?

6) Is he part of the Rainbow Coalition (Rev. Jesse Jackson) ?

7) Maybe Al Sharpton ?

8) Can he tell us where they minister? (Just a curiosity)

9) Does he know Rev Wright?

10) Being from Az., does he minister for McCain?

11) What other charities does he work for??

12) Are jello shots part of the "feed the hungry?"

13) Anyone else have questions or is it just me???

i know the purpose and i am also an ordained minister since 2003...the universal life church

Originally Posted by Big Warlock

I don't want to hear from other problem children right Jr., hang out and let the shiat fly!!!!

lol

Originally Posted by mardonzi

Some people will go to any length for free drinks and tax write-offs...

For an ordained minister, I read the church will look the other way if you are

hey rob, if he gets his way (which i doubt E will let happen) then you will see him in action on march 14th 2009

Originally Posted by squirtin my load

hey rob, if he gets his way (which i doubt E will let happen) then you will see him in action on march 14th 2009

If he finds his way there. I think Holy Water flicked on him makes him burn! Seems to be scared of it!!

The requirements are pretty rigorous. Look what I pulled off the ULC site.

"For your ordination to be legal, your printable, online credential must have your first and last name and date of ordination."

Originally Posted by Big Warlock

If he finds his way there. I think Holy Water flicked on him makes him burn! Seems to be scared of it!!

i'm sure he would substitute it with goose