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    Default Calling Out Jordy!!!!!!!

    ok, recent events have required this call out. Many of you know Jordy, so tell me if I am off base :

    He recently has become an ordained minister!!! (Really, I am not making this up.)

    1) What focking church exactly ordained him????

    2) How would they ordain a guy with a charity called "Tits for Textbooks?"

    3) Exactly what is the purpose of him becoming an ordained minister?

    4) Where exactly is his church?

    5) Will he perform gay marriages?

    6) Is he part of the Rainbow Coalition (Rev. Jesse Jackson) ?

    7) Maybe Al Sharpton ?

    8) Can he tell us where they minister? (Just a curiosity)

    9) Does he know Rev Wright?

    10) Being from Az., does he minister for McCain?

    11) What other charities does he work for??

    12) Are jello shots part of the "feed the hungry?"

    13) Anyone else have questions or is it just me???

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    i know the purpose and i am also an ordained minister since 2003...the universal life church

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirtin my load View Post
    i know the purpose and i am also an ordained minister since 2003...the universal life church
    I don't want to hear from other problem children right now Jr., hang out and let the shiat fly!!!!
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    Some people will go to any length for free drinks and tax write-offs...
    Livin at Lake Powell!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Warlock View Post
    I don't want to hear from other problem children right Jr., hang out and let the shiat fly!!!!
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mardonzi View Post
    Some people will go to any length for free drinks and tax write-offs...
    For an ordained minister, I read the church will look the other way if you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Driver View Post
    For an ordained minister, I read the church will look the other way if you are
    I think that only goes for Unitarians....
    Livin at Lake Powell!!

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    hey rob, if he gets his way (which i doubt E will let happen) then you will see him in action on march 14th 2009

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirtin my load View Post
    hey rob, if he gets his way (which i doubt E will let happen) then you will see him in action on march 14th 2009
    If he finds his way there. I think Holy Water flicked on him makes him burn! Seems to be scared of it!!

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    The requirements are pretty rigorous. Look what I pulled off the ULC site.

    "For your ordination to be legal, your printable, online credential must have your first and last name and date of ordination."

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    I think he's out performing gay marriages now! I haven't seen him on line much in the past few days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Warlock View Post
    If he finds his way there. I think Holy Water flicked on him makes him burn! Seems to be scared of it!!
    i'm sure he would substitute it with goose

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    1) What focking church exactly ordained him????
    It's in GOLDEN COLORADO

    2) How would they ordain a guy with a charity called "Tits for Textbooks?"
    He sometimes practices at the SANDBAR

    3) Exactly what is the purpose of him becoming an ordained minister?
    To further his methods of research of the Breast

    4) Where exactly is his church?
    Church is everywhere, think outside the BOX and sometimes come in it

    5) Will he perform gay marriages?
    Only on Bi-sexual women who are willing to receive him

    6) Is he part of the Rainbow Coalition (Rev. Jesse Jackson) ?
    Arch enemies after Jordy whooped his ass

    7) Maybe Al Sharpton ?
    No, they will meet but only in the octagon

    8) Can he tell us where they minister? (Just a curiosity)
    This question must be rephrased

    9) Does he know Rev Wright?
    NO! but he does know his wife, Mrs RIGHT NOW

    10) Being from Az., does he minister for McCain?
    He is the founder of people helping people, so yes he will

    11) What other charities does he work for??
    Team Turnkey

    12) Are jello shots part of the "feed the hungry?"
    Only on Saturday, when all large breast are taken

    13) Anyone else have questions or is it just me???
    No! free your mind
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    It appears you are not getting dumber by the minute because you are already as dumb as anyone can be.

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