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How tough is Chuck Norris...

McCain's 95 yr old mother will wash his mouth out

where do you guys get this stuff?straight for from chuck?

Don Knotts (Barney Fife) is going to kick Chuck's ass AGAIN if he doesn't change his political choices real quick.......It would appear that Chuck is really confused between Hollywierd and the real world......Real POWs don't go to their trailer for lunch, and don't go home after the days shoot is over.......I have lost ALL repect for the jerk after the latest mudslinging.............Hey Chuck, go cross a picket line or something, you scab............MP

January 20, 2008
Norris: McCain may be too old for the White House
Posted: 08:30 PM ET

Norris is hosting a fundraiser for Huckabee at his Texas ranch.

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Chuck Norris brought his tough-guy approach to the campaign trail Sunday, taking aim at John McCain's age and suggesting the Arizona senator might not last even a single term.

Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes serving as president accelerates the aging process 3-to-1.

"If John takes over the presidency at 72 and he ages 3-to-1, how old will he be in four years? Eighty-four years old — and can he handle that kind of pressure in that job?" Norris said, as Huckabee looked on.

"That's why I didn't pick John to support, because I'm just afraid the vice president will wind up taking over his job within that four-year presidency," added the action star.

Huckabee himself avoided offering his own opinion on whether McCain is fit for the presidency, saying "Only John McCain and his hair dresser know for sure."

Norris, who has been at Huckabee's side for weeks as the former Arkansas governor campaigns for the presidency, is hosting a fundraiser for the Republican White House hopeful at his Texas ranch Sunday.

Chuck Norris maybe able to time travel, appear out of thin air and father super bowl winning football teams, but he obviously can't do math very well.

Last I checked McCain 71, ( 72 in August) is only 4 years older then Norris 67 (who turns 68 in March)!

Originally Posted by partytime

Chuck doesn't want you to know the answer to that question...

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Really now, who haven't the French surrendered to?

THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT is it ok that i say that?or will chuck be mad?

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.