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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


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    Can you cry under water?


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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?


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    What disease did cured ham actually have?


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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?


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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

    They're going to see you naked anyway.


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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?


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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

    They're both dogs!


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    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?


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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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    I swear, I didn't sing the two songs..............................

    ok, I did but know one heard me!!!!

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    Why do they have a braile menu at the drive up ATM?

    Why is the place you fly into at the airport called a terminal?

    Where do the seeds for a seedless watermelon come from?

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    Why do they call it "taking a crap", you not taking it anywhere, are you?

    Why do we drive on a "park way" but park in a "drive way"?
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    Lol, Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.
    Happy to help with your insurance needs, Jamie

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    With all the technology and knowledge we have today, why cant the highway department's fix pot holes so they are not either way too low or way too high????
    I mean, come on........

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    You know why they called it a "waist".....?

    Because you could have put another set of tits there....
    Rack em'

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    Where does the white go when snow melts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yzman View Post
    Where does the white go when snow melts?
    Turns to blue. (the color of water)

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    why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NO BUTT NO PUTT View Post

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
    Because your breath stinks! FRESH air feels great!
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