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    Due to an impending law suit, I have about a million dollars to spend on some new underwear. Can the forum members please help guide me on my decision? I've got some big power going into them, so I'm thinking bigger will be better. Also keep in mind that my brother is going with the boxers, but I have heard that the superman shorts are faster, and even though we get along and there is no competition, I want to be faster. I plan on using them at Havasu, Florida, or maybe in the Bahamas if I can figure out how I can get there in my new Ford F650. Keep in mind that I won't listen to your advice because you're all a bunch of haters, but I refuse to go away. Also Jordy, please don't respond, as I hear you don't even wear underwear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phebus View Post
    Also Jordy, please don't respond, as I hear you don't even wear underwear.

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    Hey, at least they're talking.

    Jordy <---- matches his boxers to his Lifeline vest.

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    Well, I know that you are only considering boxers and superman shorts right now...but consider this:

    In 2002, Victoria’s Secret out-did their $10 million “Star of Victoria Fantasy Bra” and created a $15 million bra and underwear titled “Red Hot Fantasy.” The most expensive bra is made of red satin and 1,300 gemstones, including rubies and diamonds and is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the “most extravagant and expensive items of underwear ever created”.





    I mean, they cost the most...so they must be the best! And I know that no one else at Havasu will be pullin' up in the channel wearing these.
    R.I.P. Chico & Zeus I miss you both.



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    Nothing says easy street better than a man thong and black socks.
    Nut up Phebus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phebus View Post
    Due to an impending law suit, I have about a million dollars to spend on some new underwear. Can the forum members please help guide me on my decision? I've got some big power going into them, so I'm thinking bigger will be better. Also keep in mind that my brother is going with the boxers, but I have heard that the superman shorts are faster, and even though we get along and there is no competition, I want to be faster. I plan on using them at Havasu, Florida, or maybe in the Bahamas if I can figure out how I can get there in my new Ford F650. Keep in mind that I won't listen to your advice because you're all a bunch of haters, but I refuse to go away. Also Jordy, please don't respond, as I hear you don't even wear underwear.

    Thanks
    I'm in tears and my sides hurt!

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    Would you like me to arrange a test ride in pair of long johns? I know a guy who has a pair and could set that up for you.
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    I think there's a law prohibiting Superman Shorts in the Channel.

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