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    : Tiger Holiday Poem


    Ho ho ho!


    >Twas the night of Thanksgiving
    >and out of the house
    >Tiger Woods came a flyin',
    >chased by his spouse.
    >She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
    >Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
    >He’d been cheatin' on Elin,
    >and the story progressed.
    >Woman after woman
    >stepped up and confessed.
    >He’d been cheatin’ with
    >Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
    >With Joselyn, and Kalika.
    >The world had the story.
    >From the top of the Tour
    >to the basement of blues,
    >Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all
    >over the news.
    >With hostesses,waitresses, he had lots of sex,
    >When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
    >Despite all his cryin’ and
    >beggin' and pleadin',
    >Tiger’s wife went investin' --
    >a new home in Sweden.
    >And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
    >"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
    >She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
    >Her prenup made Christmas come early this year!!
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    clever...

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    nice

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    I love it...

    If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
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