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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.



    Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.



    The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'



    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'



    The Taliban shouted, 'idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!



    'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that’.



    If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.

    Shalom.

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.










    'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'


    Peace

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    ha ha ha ha That was great!!

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    i like that 1

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    Lol.

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    Insensetive, clodish, and terribly racially and religiously stereotypical.
    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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    OBAMA: Some people deserve this.
    The rest of us are being dragged along kicking and screaming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinLowriderSS View Post
    Insensetive, clodish, and terribly racially and religiously stereotypical.
    But funnier than shit!

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    Good one!
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    funny for sure

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    I got that joke in an email from the White House.....
    YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultra26 # 1 View Post
    I've been known to be a jackass a time or two.

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    GWS, all the way.

    But funny!
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    i'm a blind dumb liberal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mxbundy View Post
    But funnier than shit!
    Well, yes, but I am an insensetive, classless, galoot from another issue.
    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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    OBAMA: Some people deserve this.
    The rest of us are being dragged along kicking and screaming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinLowriderSS View Post
    Well, yes, but I am an insensetive, classless, galoot from another issue.
    Galoot is such a great word

    Have a great 2010 Aaron

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    Quote Originally Posted by snake321 View Post
    I got that joke in an email from the White House.....
    The one at .com???
    "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
    H.L. Mencken

    OBAMA: Some people deserve this.
    The rest of us are being dragged along kicking and screaming.

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