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V day and women !

So.....

You married guys have to buy for your Wife and daughers ... What are you doing for them ?

Single guys ... How the hell do you decide which woman to purchase for ? or do you just take vacation and find a new one ? I need some input -- Ratso ?

Every day is "V" day

Hopefully I will be giving my Wife the Executed Divorce Paper work!! My Daughter will get something nice though!

you dont get anything for some "strange" your seeing...you prowl the bars on valentines night for new strange hoping u don't run into the one you didn't get anything for cause someone else is probably taking her home...but u don't care cause you on a mission to hook up w a new one...u will get your old one back, cause u were an asshole.

Originally Posted by BENSE

you dont get anything for some "strange" your seeing...you prowl the bars on valentines night for new strange hoping u don't run into the one you didn't get anything for cause someone else is probably taking her home...but u don't care cause you on a mission to hook up w a new one...u will get your old one back, cause u were an asshole.

Lmao our five bars suck , I'm not into heffers ...... Road trip !

Originally Posted by Lucky

Lmao our five bars suck , I'm not into heffers ...... Road trip !

thats even better...then your for sure won't run into the war dept.

Originally Posted by BENSE

you dont get anything for some "strange" your seeing...you prowl the bars on valentines night for new strange hoping u don't run into the one you didn't get anything for cause someone else is probably taking her home...but u don't care cause you on a mission to hook up w a new one...u will get your old one back, cause u were an asshole.

That's funny right there!!!!!!!!!!!

All b.s aside , That Rocks

Originally Posted by LHC Kirby

Roses - for Wife, Mother and Mother N Law.

I go to Ralphs or Albertsons - the Roses last longer and a heck of a lot less $$$!

For our anniversary I give roses as well.... with a twist.. she gets a rose for each year we are married. but they sell them in dozens..

So, this year it will be 18 years of marriage, I will buy two dozen and have the flower gal at the store wrap 18 together and 6 together.

The wife gets 18 - the other 6 goes to the very first lady in the parking lot who is leaving the store and with no man - kids ok... I explain that the wife only gets her roses for the years together and the others go to someone - just to help brighten their day. In 17 years of doing this I have "picked the right one" 3 times.... she breaks into tears and tells me how grateful she is and that she really really needed this today... I don't ask for details, I just say to enjoy the flowers. The other times they appreciate it and feel lucky and thank me.

Originally Posted by HM

My wife requested that I give her 10 inches and make it hurt. So I'm going to fook her twice then punch her in the face.

isn't she taller than you ?