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trip to the hospital.

i wish i took vid or pics but the camera is broken

so me and my two boys 15 and 13. we will name them doucher and shit bird for now. we are into the whole mma thing and are all 3 braz jiu jitsu students. i am currently an advanced blue belt working on my purple and the kids are jr yellow belts trying to progress to jr orange. any how we were in the back yard grappleing and the doucher had shit bird in a really good wrist lock and shit bird trying to be tough and would not tap and wouldnt you know snap goes the wrist (on his weak hand thank god) total accident in a way. doucher not malicious in anyway. after the tears and some ice shit bird kicked doucher in the balls the punched him in the face. would you guess perfect shot in the nose and broke most of the cartalege (sp) we go the hospital, yeah for me 200 dollars. wrist not broken but somehow dislocated (didnt know that was possible) and the doucher gets his nose reset with a nose splint. they buy each other ice cream and apologize and threaten to do it all over again in 6 weeks.

oh my little window lickers. i love them to death but damn they dumb. wife is pissed and is threatening to pull the pulg on the whole mma thing. perhaps we can win her over with gifts

thanks for reading i had to tell someone

My advice to you, is not to buy any new furnature in the near future.

Originally Posted by HWLaser23

i wish i took vid or pics but the camera is broken

so me and my two boys 15 and 13. we will name them doucher and shit bird for now. we are into the whole mma thing and are all 3 braz jiu jitsu students. i am currently an advanced blue belt working on my purple and the kids are jr yellow belts trying to progress to jr orange. any how we were in the back yard grappleing and the doucher had shit bird in a really good wrist lock and shit bird trying to be tough and would not tap and wouldnt you know snap goes the wrist (on his weak hand thank god) total accident in a way. doucher not malicious in anyway. after the tears and some ice shit bird kicked doucher in the balls the punched him in the face. would you guess perfect shot in the nose and broke most of the cartalege (sp) we go the hospital, yeah for me 200 dollars. wrist not broken but somehow dislocated (didnt know that was possible) and the doucher gets his nose reset with a nose splint. they buy each other ice cream and apologize and threaten to do it all over again in 6 weeks.

oh my little window lickers. i love them to death but damn they dumb. wife is pissed and is threatening to pull the pulg on the whole mma thing. perhaps we can win her over with gifts

thanks for reading i had to tell someone

This was an AWESOME read and FUNNY as hell! I loved it. It's nice to know there are other families with Doucher and Shit Bird.

Thanks for the story it made my day!

put her in a head lock to shes submissive

Originally Posted by HWLaser23

i wish i took vid or pics but the camera is broken

so me and my two boys 15 and 13. we will name them doucher and shit bird for now. we are into the whole mma thing and are all 3 braz jiu jitsu students. i am currently an advanced blue belt working on my purple and the kids are jr yellow belts trying to progress to jr orange. any how we were in the back yard grappleing and the doucher had shit bird in a really good wrist lock and shit bird trying to be tough and would not tap and wouldnt you know snap goes the wrist (on his weak hand thank god) total accident in a way. doucher not malicious in anyway. after the tears and some ice shit bird kicked doucher in the balls the punched him in the face. would you guess perfect shot in the nose and broke most of the cartalege (sp) we go the hospital, yeah for me 200 dollars. wrist not broken but somehow dislocated (didnt know that was possible) and the doucher gets his nose reset with a nose splint. they buy each other ice cream and apologize and threaten to do it all over again in 6 weeks.

oh my little window lickers. i love them to death but damn they dumb. wife is pissed and is threatening to pull the pulg on the whole mma thing. perhaps we can win her over with gifts

thanks for reading i had to tell someone

I remember breaking my sister's arm when we were kids; grabbed her by the wrist, and threw her across the room. The "flick" snapped her forearm.

And of course, there was the time i hit my brother with my brand new baseball bat, while it was still in the birthday wrapping paper..... "Cool, a new bat!" and i took a swing. He was standing in the wrong place... funny now, then, not so much.

Love the pet names! LMAO!!! Thanks for sharing!!!