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    Default Subject: Let me see if I got this right?

    If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.

    If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.

    If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

    If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.

    If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.

    If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.

    If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

    If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
    A job
    A driver's license
    Social security card
    Welfare
    Food stamps
    Credit cards
    Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
    Free education
    Free health care
    A lobbyist in Washington
    Billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language...
    And the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect.

    I just wanted to make sure I had a firm grasp on the situation.
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    Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTDecker View Post
    Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

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    It sounds about right

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    damn, you got it right . And it's not good.
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    Isn't this country great!!! No wonder everyone wants to come here.

    Now if we could just keep them from taking our jobs back to thier country when they do leave, we could be a viable country for a few more centuries.

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    You forgot to add Mexico's Punishments....


    Under Mexican law, illegal immigration is a felony. The General Law on Population says,
    >"A penalty of up to two years in prison and a fine of three hundred to five thousand pesos will be imposed on the foreigner who enters the country illegally." (Article 123)
    >Foreigners with legal immigration problems may be deported from Mexico instead of being imprisoned. (Article 125)
    >Foreigners who "attempt against national sovereignty or security" will be deported. (Article 126)
    Mexicans who help illegal aliens enter the country are themselves considered criminals under the law:
    >A Mexican who marries a foreigner with the sole objective of helping the foreigner live in the country is subject to up to five years in prison. (Article 127)
    >Shipping and airline companies that bring undocumented foreigners into Mexico will be fined. (Article 132)

    (and the only reason they're that lenient (they didn't used to be) is because they didn't want us to make ours more strict)

    Don't forget their legal immigration laws either...wouldn't this be nice?

    Mexico welcomes only foreigners who will be useful to Mexican society:
    >Foreigners are admitted into Mexico "according to their possibilities of contributing to national progress." (Article 32)
    >Immigration officials must "ensure" that "immigrants will be useful elements for the country and that they have the necessary funds for their sustenance" and for their dependents. (Article 34)
    >Foreigners may be barred from the country if their presence upsets "the equilibrium of the national demographics," when foreigners are deemed detrimental to "economic or national interests," when they do not behave like good citizens in their own country, when they have broken Mexican laws, and when "they are not found to be physically or mentally healthy." (Article 37)
    >The Secretary of Governance may "suspend or prohibit the admission of foreigners when he determines it to be in the national interest." (Article 38)
    Mexican authorities must keep track of every single person in the country:
    >Federal, local and municipal police must cooperate with federal immigration authorities upon request, i.e., to assist in the arrests of illegal immigrants. (Article 73)
    >A National Population Registry keeps track of "every single individual who comprises the population of the country," and verifies each individual's identity. (Articles 85 and 86)
    >A national Catalog of Foreigners tracks foreign tourists and immigrants (Article 87), and assigns each individual with a unique tracking number (Article 91).
    Foreigners with fake papers, or who enter the country under false pretenses, may be imprisoned:
    >Foreigners with fake immigration papers may be fined or imprisoned. (Article 116)
    >Foreigners who sign government documents "with a signature that is false or different from that which he normally uses" are subject to fine and imprisonment. (Article 116)
    Foreigners who fail to obey the rules will be fined, deported, and/or imprisoned as felons:
    >Foreigners who fail to obey a deportation order are to be punished. (Article 117)
    >Foreigners who are deported from Mexico and attempt to re-enter the country without authorization can be imprisoned for up to 10 years. (Article 118)
    >Foreigners who violate the terms of their visa may be sentenced to up to six years in prison (Articles 119, 120 and 121). Foreigners who misrepresent the terms of their visa while in Mexico -- such as working with out a permit -- can also be imprisoned
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    I love this!!!!




    Well worth the minute of your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeck View Post
    I love this!!!!




    Well worth the minute of your life.
    Never seen that....very good
    Go Lions

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    Pretty much sums it up
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    Life is all about ass, you're either covering it, hauling it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.

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    Absolutely!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeck View Post
    I love this!!!!




    Well worth the minute of your life.
    and thats just the way it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeck View Post
    I love this!!!!




    Well worth the minute of your life.
    Waaaaaaaaay cool

    Just because they made the secret service look all stupid, the get in major trouble...if they would have gotten shut down at the gate nothing would have ever been said.

    And i bet whoever let them in is still on the payroll somewhere
    "A liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has
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    education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free
    utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or
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