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lol

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark
and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip
of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few more times with all of our fins showing."

And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad,
why didn't we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?

His wise father replied,

"Because they taste better without the shit inside!"

Funny stuff

A lawyer and a ship's steward are on a raft after a shipwreck and a bunch of large sharks is circling their raft. The steward gets scared, but the lawyer just reaches his hand into the water and grabs the fin of the largest shark and it tows them to the shore of the nearest inhabited island.

The steward asks him "how did you get him to do that?

The lawyer answered. "Professional courtesy".