The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, how much for one of those Barbie's in the display window? The salesperson answers, which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.
The amazed father asks:
'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the
others only $19.95?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's
Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
Seeing as Ken HAD a boat I thought this would be a good place for this joke.