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    An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym
    when he spotted a sweet young thing.

    He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I
    use, to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

    The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in
    the lobby!"
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    "On every question of construction (of the Constitution) let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invent against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed."
    Thomas Jefferson letter to Justice William Johnson, June 12, 1823

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    I'd agree with you, but then we would both be wrong

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