Dear Mr. Gore;
I know you were busy inventing the internet, saving the world, and that Love Story was a tale of you and Tipper........but you too can help.
I am not talking about you just closing you pie hole (I understand that's where you intake the pies! Damn, you make me look anorexic) because that would only save your hot air and CO2 gas you expell.
No, Mr. Gore, I am talking about your GII aircraft. This pig of the air is so antiquated that it spews pollution everytime you leave an airport!!! Oh, good job on the use of alternate energy sources at the old homestead. Did I read correctly your electric use has gone up????? What the fock dude???? Is this about everyone else and your exempt?
One last favor, please. Can you utilize your reading skills to read about the history of the world? Prior to civilization. The earth has been around for millions of years. In those millions of years we have had ice ages and hot times. Creatures big and small have come about and gone away. Is the human race expendable because your a focking moron??? Really?
I have a theory, only a theory. Now, I know that the world has existed for millions of years. And I know that approximately 2008 years ago Jesus walked the earth. (Yes folks, there was a guy named Jesus who walked the earth. He was Jewish and his Dad was a carpenter. The rest I cannot vouch for, it's called faith.) Anyways, interesting note, there were only 7 million people on earth at that time! Now there are 7 billion!!! In only 2,000 years!!! In my lifetime (I'm in my mid 40s) the earth's population has doubled!!! Do you think that might have anything to do with it? So will you be a proponent of getting rid of some of the world's population? Who should we start with? Just curious. I was hoping it would be democrats, but again, what do I know???
Good luck partner. You're officially a moron!! Go back to eating pies and flying your focking old jet around the world and living in your crazy focking house buring energy like you and Tipper are the only ones that matter. Leading by example is on chapter you need to read right away!!!