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    When Obama
    died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped
    him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation
    I helped conceive?"


    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the
    nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you
    failed."

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin
    and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
    common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a
    long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
    write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George
    Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger
    on the radical, socialist, leader.

    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel
    appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised
    me."

    The Angel
    replied, "I told you there would be
    72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did
    you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying
    to tell you something!"

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    Lol.

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    I don't get it??????

    "On every question of construction (of the Constitution) let us carry ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning may be squeezed out of the text, or invent against it, conform to the probable one in which it was passed."
    Thomas Jefferson letter to Justice William Johnson, June 12, 1823

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    Nice try.

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