died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped
him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation
I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the
nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin
and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a
long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George
Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger
on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel
appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised
replied, "I told you there would be
72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did
you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying
to tell you something!"