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    Default Thank You Democrats!!!!




    Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
    Stimulus' payment.



    This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
    using a Q & A format:


    Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.


    Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

    A. From taxpayers.


    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

    A. Only a smidgen of it.


    Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

    A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
    high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.


    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

    A. Shut up.


    Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:




    * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .


    * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.


    * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .



    * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
    Honduras and Guatemala .



    * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .




    * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .



    * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
    to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


    Instead, keep the money in America by:


    1) Spending it at yard sales, or

    2) Going to ball games, or

    3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

    4) Beer or

    5) Tattoos.


    (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )



    Conclusion:

    Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!


    No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.























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    Sounds like a plan and you are welcome.

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    Well it seems I got screwed. No Bush stimulus check for me. WTF
    Last edited by Ultra26 # 1; 08-10-2010 at 10:47 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultra26 # 1 View Post
    Well it seems I got screwed. No Bush stimulus check for me. WTF

    Is everything a fu*king joke with you? Can you take the destruction of this country serious? Unemployment is going back to 10%, joke mortgages (bad risk) are now being pushed by DC again, GDP down, taxes going up, debt rising, and more BS entitlment bailouts.....I know you don't care.....yet you still DRIBBLE in the PRF yet you go to the open water and bash it/us.....does the word hypocrite come to mind? Just asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donzi5150 View Post
    Is everything a fu*king joke with you? Can you take the destruction of this country serious? Unemployment is going back to 10%, joke mortgages (bad risk) are now being pushed by DC again, GDP down, taxes going up, debt rising, and more BS entitlment bailouts.....I know you don't care.....yet you still DRIBBLE in the PRF yet you go to the open water and bash it/us.....does the word hypocrite come to mind? Just asking.
    He's not going to get it. He can't get it. He doesn't want to get it. Sorry Donzi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    He's not going to get it. He can't get it. He doesn't want to get it. Sorry Donzi.
    Well I must say that after reading the mad mans comment, that you quoted, he seems to have become more 5150 in his absence. I make a light comment about not getting a Bush stimulus check and 5150 goes of a F'n tangent.

    Based on my comment about not receiving a Bush stimulus check, what exactly am I not getting???

    FYI, I don't find what going on with our country funny in the slightest. I do laugh and some of the ignorant comments that get posted here, and will continue to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultra26 # 1 View Post
    Based on my comment about not receiving a Bush stimulus check, what exactly am I not getting???
    What you're not getting is that sending checks to tax payers is OK for Bush but not OK for Obama. I think it has something to do with Fox News.

    The moral flexibility in here is discouraging.

    For the record: I thought stimulus checks were a bad idea when Bush did it and I think they're a bad idea now that Obama is looking at the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donzi5150 View Post
    Is everything a fu*king joke with you? Can you take the destruction of this country serious? Unemployment is going back to 10%, joke mortgages (bad risk) are now being pushed by DC again, GDP down, taxes going up, debt rising, and more BS entitlment bailouts.....I know you don't care.....yet you still DRIBBLE in the PRF yet you go to the open water and bash it/us.....does the word hypocrite come to mind? Just asking.
    And how he gets another dig in on Bush....pathetic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Brown View Post
    What you're not getting is that sending checks to tax payers is OK for Bush but not OK for Obama. I think it has something to do with Fox News.

    The moral flexibility in here is discouraging.

    For the record: I thought stimulus checks were a bad idea when Bush did it and I think they're a bad idea now that Obama is looking at the same thing.
    I haven't heard about Obama sending checks. I made too money to qualify for the one that Bush sent

    Quote Originally Posted by 058 View Post
    And how he gets another dig in on Bush....pathetic.
    I didn't a check because I made too much money and didn't need one. Dig in on Bush???? You and and a few others here are losing it. That's pathetic
    Last edited by Ultra26 # 1; 08-11-2010 at 10:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 058 View Post
    And how he gets another dig in on Bush....pathetic.
    ... and yet several of you feel morally justified to dig on U26#1 in almost every post?

    It's not OK to discuss Bush in a political forum? Are you kidding me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultra26 # 1 View Post
    I haven't heard about Obama sending checks.
    To be honest, I hadn't heard about it either.

    I just accepted BW's post as based on fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Brown View Post
    ... and yet several of you feel morally justified to dig on U26#1 in almost every post?

    It's not OK to discuss Bush in a political forum? Are you kidding me?
    In case you haven't heard....Bush is not the president anymore. Anything that goes on now is Nobama's problem. And why do you concern yourself with U.S. politics, You don't have enought of your own problems in Canada you have to meddle in ours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultra26 # 1 View Post
    I haven't heard about Obama sending checks. I made too money to qualify for the one that Bush sent



    I didn't a check because I made too much money and didn't need one. Dig in on Bush???? You and and a few others here are losing it. That's pathetic
    Below excerpted from post# 140 of Michelle Oabama vacation thread:
    Ultra26#1 to The Doctor:
    Why would start throwing around how much money you make
    You whine continuously about Doc, yet you continuously throw out your own boasts. And TB asks why U get ragged on. U do it to yourself.

    Typical hypocrisy and whine from the "King of Whine".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Brown View Post
    ... and yet several of you feel morally justified to dig on U26#1 in almost every post?
    It's that pack mentality. Go stomping through the woods, run across a coyote or two, and they slink away silently. Get a pack together, and suddenly they are "emboldened." lol.

    Two things I know about the human pack.

    1. The more people involved with the attack, the more justified they feel about their own ideals, and the less apt they are to feel the angst of their own fears.

    2. Internet warriors tend to be sheep in real life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Brown View Post
    ... It's not OK to discuss Bush in a political forum? Are you kidding me?
    No, it's not. Bush was already discussed at great length in equally disparaging terms. So I am told.

    Either way, the self-proclaimed "right wing" has launched the war cry of "blame Bush" as some sort of shield against admitting the current mess occured during his watch, that he did what he could to to usurp the Constitution, and that he spent a lot of money invading a country for no other reason than it's leader was a "bad guy."

    But at least he was a good, "average" American guy.

    (I didn't hear about another "stimulous" either, but I am tired of these stoopid ideas!)

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