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    An Ode to P Boats

    Go-fast boaters, some even call queer,
    Every hull and motor, to each is dear.
    Step Vís, cats and flatties abound,
    All to draw the girls around.

    Whackers and squirters throwing a roost,
    Off-shore big boats better turn up the boost.
    Hole shot, endurance, who reigns supreme?
    Rivers, lakes, big water extreme.

    Some talk liters of black on the back,
    Others of strokers, blowers, a nitrous pack.
    Some put down hours driving miles at a reach,
    Others put down beers while parked on the beach.

    Everyone lies about horsepower and speed,
    Makes me wonder if compensation a need?
    Take pause a moment, our linage is clear,
    Rum runners and cig smugglers, before drugs were here.

    Canít swing a 30, you better stay at home,
    Or stick to the waters where roll bars roam.
    Fast is fun, all will agree,
    How you get there, not as easy to see.

    Ribbing and poking and jokes about goats,
    All part of enjoying, go fast boats.
    Some common ground is found for sure,
    Freedom, the water, camaraderie thatís pure.

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    That's great. Thanks for the smile.

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    Fits us all to a "T" thanks for the chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbus View Post
    An Ode to P Boats

    Go-fast boaters, some even call queer,
    Every hull and motor, to each is dear.
    Step Vís, cats and flatties abound,
    All to draw the girls around.

    Whackers and squirters throwing a roost,
    Off-shore big boats better turn up the boost.
    Hole shot, endurance, who reigns supreme?
    Rivers, lakes, big water extreme.

    Some talk liters of black on the back,
    Others of strokers, blowers, a nitrous pack.
    Some put down hours driving miles at a reach,
    Others put down beers while parked on the beach.

    Everyone lies about horsepower and speed,
    Makes me wonder if compensation a need?
    Take pause a moment, our linage is clear,
    Rum runners and cig smugglers, before drugs were here.

    Canít swing a 30, you better stay at home,
    Or stick to the waters where roll bars roam.
    Fast is fun, all will agree,
    How you get there, not as easy to see.

    Ribbing and poking and jokes about goats,
    All part of enjoying, go fast boats.
    Some common ground is found for sure,
    Freedom, the water, camaraderie thatís pure.

    Shortbus 9/13
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    Love it.
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    "Jokes about Goats" that's funny shit right there.
    Good poem

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    Very nice, sure describes this group of misfits.

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    Thumbs up I've looked @ it for a week

    I'm framing it
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Ode to.pdf



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    Glad you enjoyed it. Change the title to "Ode to the dlb" - it's more fitting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbus View Post
    Glad you enjoyed it. Change the title to "Ode to the dlb" - it's more fitting!
    this is a PDF file for anybody that wants it. Parchment paper, brown font color.
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    Awesome! Nice work! We now have a mission statement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hullshot View Post
    "Jokes about Goats" that's funny shit right there.
    Good poem
    How could there be a poem with out Goats. Very Cool, now if we only had our clubhouse back to post it . And this used to be such a conservative group until someone led someone astray. I wont mention names but his initials are WINspeed . lol Very well done Jon
    Last edited by acatitude; 09-25-2013 at 11:57 AM.



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    Lol, HEY! Blame Tommy, he pointed me towards the Dlb. Hanging out with you "conservative, kinder, gentler" people definitely keeps me grounded.
    Last edited by WINspeed; 09-27-2013 at 11:25 AM. Reason: YOR MOM

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