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    Terry was attending the DLB monthly meeting and had just told them
    he couldn't make the camping trip scheduled for the next day because his
    wife wouldn't let him go.

    After listening to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow boating
    friends Terry left to go back home to his wife.

    When Terry's friends started arriving to set up camp the next day, who should
    be there but Terry sitting up in front of his truck, tent up, beer in
    hand, prime rib smoking away in the barrel.


    "How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Terry?"

    "I didn't have to" was Terry's reply. "When I left the meeting I went home
    and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife
    snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'!"

    When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see -
    through negligee, was sipping on a large Martini and said, "Carry me into
    the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want."


    So here I am!


    RIP CHEWY-- 11/94--12/06
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    Nice, if only it were that easy, LOL.....



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    Thats how I Roll, now whats the matter with the rest of you?
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    lmao
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    bwaaaaahaaaaaa.....that's friggin funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deltarat View Post
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    If there is one person on these boards whom I know would be sitting there drinking beer with me waiting for everyone else it would be you...
    What happens on the Delta stays on the Delta

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deltarat View Post
    If there is one person on these boards whom I know would be sitting there drinking beer with me waiting for everyone else it would be you...
    Ya you are probably right..

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    Hey Terry,

    Learn me some of them knots. I wanna go boating!

    Loose, the Dogs of War!

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