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    Funny Stuff- Went to Bar in Los Al (Starting gate)Good Band was tired of looking at 4 walls. Started picking on the Female Bar Tender Who calls herself the Brizallian Bomb Shell. Girl needs a crane to lift her front side up!
    We Laff when a guy sits down next to me, Having not talked to anyone in person, I start cutting and joking with him. He is very quite drinking beer and looking when I get him to tell me what he doe's (Always a good starter) and he says he knows who I am. I ask how he knows that and he says he was the Dectective who took the call on my wife's passing, and being as I was last to see her in the morning and first to find her, I was simi under arrest untill the Coroner cleared me. WOW. ends up a nice guy who stops by now and then. I think he don't want me to turn in his buddies. I have a Radar Gun wired into computer at home, and Los Al got new Hemi's and I live 2 blocks from the station. 2 Blks away comming down my street you hear this deep intake draft comming at you and theseDodge's just blow by my house headed for the stop sign 2 block up. In 6 months these things will be Dogs and U will be able to outrun em then.
    Anyway- now I drift over and get a table at the Dance Floor watching a good mixed group dance. @ 9 or 9.30 the Leasure World Bus must stop and Drop off its Party-ers. All of a sudden no male has a ass in the place. Some are dressed up like Bikers, Suits or ETc, its a scene. The Woman are Pimped out with the Do's and tight sweaters and ready for the night. I missed the Bus leaving to go back to Leasure World so I cannot tell you
    what thats like as I left at 11 PM & it was still going.

    Being a smart A$s with a little buzz, I text my Daughter who's in her 40s- Stating Im locked in the Bathroom, and I brought a woman home. Help- What Do I Do.
    Well in 20 Seconds I get a Text back saying- You better not be F!&king with me, if you are -due not text or talk to me untill tomorrow its not funny!!!
    So there you go, I went to bed thinking how we could add more draft to a suction. Its not all that Hot!

    Maybe someone has a Hot Grandma who's into the River or Jets or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purrfecttremor View Post
    excatly what i was thinking too..

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    Wow........

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    I got a wife ill give ya thats into the river and jet boats but mostly bitching about them though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJD View Post
    I got a wife ill give ya thats into the river and jet boats but mostly bitching about them though.
    That's phukin funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipper View Post
    That's phukin funny
    That is phukin funny. I was Hoping I get something good out of it.
    Mostly what showed up on it is the same old terd's that won't flush & just keep poping back up. - I don't think any of them were some that got off the Leasure Bus with no ass in Biker attire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purrfecttremor View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by milkmoney View Post
    excatly what i was thinking too..
    I read his first couple of post's after his wife of 30+ yrs passed..... Just a guy trying to get back in the saddle.

    I wish you the best Pops, post away.

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    I need to party with pops...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeper CP View Post
    I read his first couple of post's after his wife of 30+ yrs passed..... Just a guy trying to get back in the saddle.

    I wish you the best Pops, post away.

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    oh sorry, didnt know? no disrespect to you pops, was just alittle confused..god bless you...

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    I just posted and deleted what I thought was a funny response till I read the other details.

    My condolences Pops

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    Quote Originally Posted by BENSE View Post
    I need to party with pops...
    Ive tried to get him to come to the track with us and hang out but i think Tommy warned him about our group a long time ago. I can imagine what the post would be like after a night out with you talking about jets.

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    Dave I feel ya bro.....

    My girl friend I have now is nutzzzzzz if she thinks I want to get hooked up with a whacked out woman.

    I had one that loved racing and would do anything to help get ready to end up with one that say`s call the house when we are ready and I`ll show up at the shop and get in the truck....errrrrrr

    I`ll be glad when My oldest gets her transplant done so I can get back to racing full force.

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    Quote Originally Posted by [email protected] View Post
    Maybe someone has a Hot Grandma who's into the River or Jets or something.
    Have you checked craigslist?
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