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    During a winter in the 1920s, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.

    Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a hotel that restricted Jews in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks.""I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there's a room." "Not so fast, Madam. I'm sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who's Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?"

    "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?"

    "Because some schmuck like you wouldn't let a Jew rent a room in his damn hotel!"
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    I guess I should check the validity of this email so as not to offend Angie
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    Quote Originally Posted by DealersRemarketingService View Post
    I guess I should check the validity of this email so as not to offend Angie
    Didnt offend me. Angie can get herself a blow-up Ken...if she is offended...Jewish version of course.
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