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    Is is just me, or is there nothing worse than loser cocksuckers who just show up out of the blue at your house when you've made it clear that you don't want anything to do with them.

    I'm talking about people who are so dumb that they wouldn't know to get out of the way of an oncoming train, so it would make headlines on the evening news. Really fuqqin' stupid people. The kind of people who have zero integrity. Say they're not going to call, but keep calling. Kind of like people who would deny knowing someone when there are honestly hundreds of pics linking them all together.

    They call, they leave messages, they call again, and you continue to ignore them, only to come home one day to find that they've been at your house... showed up, uninvited and made themselves quite at home...






    Man, those Jehovah's Witnesses are something else, right?

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    I found you can't make any conversation with them at all,, or they return.

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    I'll show up when I like. If you have an issue, well you can............

    Never mind.......

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    Let them know you practice voodoo and are having a seance at the current moment for uninvited people who show up on your porch.
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    i don't have to worry about them heremorman dickheads are the same way.i remember one time when we lived in st george a couple morman girls came by one saturday i was in the pool shit faced drunk,i was trying to get them to go swimming and have a drink almost changed them
    CLEAR YOUR MIND ,AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW

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    nothing like standing next to someone and have sh!t to talk about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jordy View Post
    Is is just me, or is there nothing worse than loser cocksuckers who just show up out of the blue at your house when you've made it clear that you don't want anything to do with them.

    I'm talking about people who are so dumb that they wouldn't know to get out of the way of an oncoming train, so it would make headlines on the evening news. Really fuqqin' stupid people. The kind of people who have zero integrity. Say they're not going to call, but keep calling. Kind of like people who would deny knowing someone when there are honestly hundreds of pics linking them all together.

    They call, they leave messages, they call again, and you continue to ignore them, only to come home one day to find that they've been at your house... showed up, uninvited and made themselves quite at home...






    Man, those Jehovah's Witnesses are something else, right?
    Holy Rollers and Mormons
    I like to start out slow and then taper off.

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    Census takers??? Hey the represented 1/3 of the jobs created last month!!! Awesome!!! Love that job creation!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Warlock View Post
    Census takers??? Hey the represented 1/3 of the jobs created last month!!! Awesome!!! Love that job creation!!!
    And the hotel/travel industry CUEING up for min wage 90 day summer help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TITTIES AND BEER View Post
    i don't have to worry about them heremorman dickheads are the same way.i remember one time when we lived in st george a couple morman girls came by one saturday i was in the pool shit faced drunk,i was trying to get them to go swimming and have a drink almost changed them
    We used to sick the missionaries on each other back in high school... call the 800 number and give our buddy's name and address and tell them to send someone as soon as possible.

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Warlock View Post
    Census takers??? Hey the represented 1/3 of the jobs created last month!!! Awesome!!! Love that job creation!!!
    If you mailed yours in, they have no reason to come to the house. I wonder what the grand total was on that nonsense advertising blitz, including a superbowl commercial. Saw a portable construction message board in one of my many travels reminding people to fill out their census papers and return it.

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    DOnt have anyone like that up here in Durango. Yeah they know better! However at the AZ house my wife loves to mess with the lil mormon boys when they come to the door.
    " NO MOTOR NO BOATER "

    " I'd rather be riding in my boat thinking about God, than in church thinking about my boat ".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominator View Post
    However at the AZ house my wife loves to mess with the lil mormon boys when they come to the door.
    Wow, this thread has some real potential now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jordy View Post
    Wow, this thread has some real potential now!!!
    " Just happy to be here '!
    " NO MOTOR NO BOATER "

    " I'd rather be riding in my boat thinking about God, than in church thinking about my boat ".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dominator View Post
    " Just happy to be here '!
    Just anwser the door with BEER AND A JOINT, they won't come back! works great everytime!

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