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    Default One of Tony's better posts from the v-drive section

    For those of you who never venture out of here (the Jet Boat section), I thought I would bring this over here ... classic post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetboatguru View Post
    Sky Harbor,

    It sounds like you are trying to find your identity. You can't seem to figure out if you are a Drag boat guy or a circle boat guy. Here is a list of questions to help you decide. Please answer each question honestly and We will be able to determine from there which category you fall into.

    1)When you are gettin it on with your chick (or dude if your quickjet), do you like to go for an hour or go for 4 minutes?

    2) Does your toilet paper roll from the front or the back?

    3) Does this picture


    A) repulse you
    B) kinda do it for you
    C) A little of both


    4. Does this picture



    A) As (David 519 would say) make your naughty parts tingle?
    B) Make you throw up in your mouth
    C) Both

    5. Does this picture



    A) Make you want to toss your lunch?
    B)Make you want to chew a bag of skittles
    C) Call Billy B instantly
    D) All of the above

    6. Do you think this is sexy



    7. Are you ok working with copious amounts of Anti Seize?

    8. If you and Maximus went camping, and you woke up one morning with your back door violated would you report it to anyone?

    yes no


    9.What is your take on Jetboats?

    10. Have you ever sported an outfit like this one


    Please answer all questions.

    LMAO ... great post Tony!

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    This is why there is a trailer queen section

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    You dont suppose I can get away with using that as a siggy , do you ?

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    Probally the single best post i have ever seen posted in a long time. Geeeees

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    Thanks Busby, it was a rather boring Christmas and I had some time on my hands.
    Is there any GAYER picture than the one in my new signature?
    Quote Originally Posted by hondo jim View Post
    get a life..... mowe some more lawns. pick up some cans, save your ol ladys welfare checks and get your teeth fixed.



    pictures boat parts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetboatguru View Post
    Thanks Busby, it was a rather boring Christmas and I had some time on my hands.
    Is there any GAYER picture than the one in my new signature?
    Did you ever see the picture of 2NEWCATS on the bed dressed as Britny Spears And he posted it.

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    Eyeidoggies! I know you right...

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