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    Now pay very close attention .I get to an undisclosed location early in the morning to meet up with Mike and the man , the myth , the legend , Hallett Dave .
    He decides that a rock bar integrity test was in order with the Root Beer Float his last time out to Laughlin .
    The propper adjustments to the hull were made so I left .
    Later on that evening , I get an almost inaudable call
    I rush right over to see what kind of shinanagins these two could have possibley gotten into.
    I show up and under the flickering dim lights I see two wobbling figures.

    They were like two little kids that just broke a window . Niether one was saying a word.
    I quickly figured out why.......


    Love aint nothing but a four letter word, just like f*ck and sh!t .
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    uh huh...
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    Its that cheep beer. Cums in cans. Should be drinking out of bottles.
    No Fool Like A Old Fool is there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EVILFORCE View Post
    Its that cheep beer. Cums in cans. Should be drinking out of bottles.
    A bottle would never survive going through a pump
    Love aint nothing but a four letter word, just like f*ck and sh!t .
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    I heard the test also determined only ONE intake fin is required. Dave, we thought of you as we were aired out headed to the back bay Saturday (on the Nevada side).
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    gives new meaning to beer jet
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowride View Post
    I heard the test also determined only ONE intake fin is required. Dave, we thought of you as we were aired out headed to the back bay Saturday (on the Nevada side).
    Intake fins are over rated.
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    Im non induced and My turd leaves pretty hard as she sits.
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    Melt the cans down and get to casting

    Jesus Dave...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hallett Dave View Post
    Intake fins are over rated.
    Hallet Dave, you and Mike, left to your own devices for more than a minute (or less), I can fully understand Beerjet's concern for your safety!

    But it IS a funny picture though! As Omar said "Looked like two little kids that just broke a window" You both look guilty as SIN!

    What happened to the Root Beer Float at Avi though? Didn't hear about you hitting a rock bar! Was that when you were ignoring our screaming and waving as you blew by where we were beached (Umpteen times, I might add, lol)?

    Ray
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    Quote Originally Posted by 454Rocket View Post
    Jesus Dave...
    What? When did he become Jesus Dave?
    "Don't you realize that there are already enough people in the world to hate without you putting in so much effort to give me another?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckie Stiff View Post
    What? When did he become Jesus Dave?
    And his his evil twin Damn Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckie Stiff View Post
    What? When did he become Jesus Dave?
    I used to go by "Jesus Dave" untill the pressure washer ripped off the Jesus fish decal on my back window.
    I replaced that decal with a Hallett decal and thus we now have "Hallett Dave".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hallett Dave View Post
    I used to go by "Jesus Dave" untill the pressure washer ripped off the Jesus fish decal on my back window.
    I replaced that decal with a Hallett decal and thus we now have "Hallett Dave".
    And you don't think Jesus MIGHT have a problem with this explanation....... (What am I SAYING? Jesus never drank BL or Silver Bullets!)

    LMAO this is the funniest thread I have read in awhile. Omar, you shoulda been a comedian. You already know that. Now send the Pic with the audio to Dave and Mike I sent you, lol. I thought it kinda appropriate for these hooligans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IRRebel View Post
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    What happened to the Root Beer Float at Avi though? Didn't hear about you hitting a rock bar! Was that when you were ignoring our screaming and waving as you blew by where we were beached (Umpteen times, I might add, lol)?

    Ray
    He probably couldn't hear your warning screams over the Beach Boys blasting from his stereo.

    How've you been Dave?
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