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    Default Merry Christmas from Banderlog

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    T'was the night before christmas and out on the lakes
    no jet tails were blowing and there were no wakes
    The boats on the trailers all covered with ice
    a blast down the river sure would be nice

    Some Banderlog people were haunting the board
    Others were dreaming of 454's to replace their slow Fords
    Some were just thinking 'if summer were here
    I would take a nice boat ride then get me a beer'

    When outside the window there came such a sound
    of a big block engine with the pedal pushed down
    The OT headers, that sound that they do
    the whine of a blower was also there too

    I heard this great sound, now what could it be?
    the water's miles away, at least two or three
    I ran out the door to see what it was
    unbelievable man, it was old Santa Clause!

    His sleigh had a different sort of propulsion
    out of the back came a great plume of expulson
    To be sure it was someting that i did not know
    but i must admit it looked something like snow

    The speed that sleigh reached was easy to see
    was easily in excess of one thousand and three
    It turned on a dime, had great acceleration
    the rooster had several miles of duration

    I called my wife to look, she thought i was joking
    she told me that it was the stuff i was smoking
    Suprised she was when she finally was looking
    and said 'man that sled really is cooking'

    And what do you think that he had in his sack
    but some pistons and maniflolds and more things in the back
    Some camshafts and valve springs and stainless impellers
    and all kinds of things for the Banderlog fellers

    When i first saw him his heading was south
    but i definitely heard these words from his mouth
    I would not have made it, and it would have been tragic
    if i wouldnt have had some of Squirts Magic

    He did not stop at my house but he did make a show
    and just so that all of the rest of you know
    I really dont mind it, cause St. Nick knows best
    but most of the goodies were headed out west

    I know what all of you are probably thinking:
    what is that stuff that Jethro's been drinking?
    I cant prove it happened but it seems to me
    that a video would do it (oh where is Jim Lee)

    He finally vanished so i went to bed
    with visions of his jet sled still in my head
    No prop sled for Santa, now he did it right
    Happy Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight
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    Tim Team BFH

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    Fleets a poet and doesnt even know it. Merry X mas to you and all my Banderlog Bro's and Sista's.
    No more Mr. Nice Guy !

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    haha, pretty good.

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    What impeller was he running, wedge, etc?
    1992 Eliminator Daytona 21'

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    good one fleetimus
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    Merry Xmas everybody! See even santa clause likes JET Propulsion!

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