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    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies



    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
    pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
    in a large fluffy bowl.


    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
    cup just in case.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
    of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.


    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
    it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
    a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
    find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
    over.

    Don't forget to beat off the turner.


    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
    Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
    Cherry Mistmas !

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    I've had cookies like that. Thats some funny $hit

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