and was like.. "dude the 280 is great, but I don't want to be churning turds again at Holloway and Wamplers again, and fucking Mike is no help cos he's ben polishing his fancy new connecting rods with q-tips and brasso, I need a chick magnet too"
and I'm like "Chicks like this?"
and he's like "*drool*"
so I'm like "no problem buddy! We'll have you fixed up right away!"