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    here is agood one. definition of guts and balls

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    Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

    There is a medical distinction between Guts
    and Balls.

    We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but
    do you really know the difference between them?

    In an effort to keep you informed, here are the
    definitions:

    GUTS -
    Is arriving home late after a night out with the
    guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and
    having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS -
    Is coming home late after a night out with the
    guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
    your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
    having the Balls to

    say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the
    definitions.

    Medically speaking
    there is No difference in the outcome.

    Both result in death
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    AMEN!!! I tried the BALLS one once and it took her three tries to get me out from underneath the bed to fight like a man. Chet
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    thats a phukin riot man copy paste f/b

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    Good one Pete
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    i almost spit my pop out, thats funny stuff.

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    yup hilarious came close a couple times

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    I thought guts is where you find your balls after she kicks you in them
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    Sea Fire / Blown Alky Jet 1979 super jet.

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