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    Well this kind of goes along with don't put a egg in a microwave..
    1. don't purge your methanol injection with tri-flo @ 100 psi while smoking
    2. never put a un-opened can of Bud on the buffer to make it shiney
    "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance...Baffle them with bullshit"

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    Also do not wipe you azz with one square of butt wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Thomas View Post
    2. never put a un-opened can of Bud on the buffer to make it shiney

    I need way more info and pics of this one
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    You wasted my Bud thats just alcohol abuse right there
    Heres one with a blower on the motor dont ferget to remove the ratchet or breaker bar before you start the motor (makes a mess out of your timing chain cover)
    Last edited by mdsheppie; 11-01-2011 at 06:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Thomas View Post
    Well this kind of goes along with don't put a egg in a microwave..
    1. don't purge your methanol injection with tri-flo @ 100 psi while smoking



    2. never put a un-opened can of Bud on the buffer to make it shiney


    This cracks me up cuz mike said he was gunna polish a bud can for sheppie, i told him to just clear coat it with matelic flake lol...

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    -Don't forget to install the pressure gauge in the intake manifold before starting the boat in the water.
    -Don't lay the dipstick on the battery
    -Don't stick your face over the carb while adjusting the distributer

    And I'll bring Shep a metalflaked Bud for the winter party.

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    Do not use the same kind of beer can that your buddies are drinking out to prime your carbs with gas. They will cry big boy tears when they pull a tug off of it.

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    Don't launch a hydro without the three drain plugs and go park the truck and trailer.
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    The only blab's I will even be a part of is just when it is me they are talking about. Aaaah yes I can see a few good looking shiny tall deck motors on the beach, with barely enough fuel to get back to the launch saying, "Holy crap how fast you think that Daytona was going man? That's like the 20th time he's gone by today?"

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    Do not buy the cheapest whiskey!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by racer View Post
    Do not buy the cheapest whiskey!!
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    don't have your wife launch you off the trailer just to remember the boat keys are in the truck ash tray.....

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    Don't stand up when somebody bigger than you says shut up !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Violater View Post
    Don't stand up when somebody bigger than you says shut up !!!
    Kyle take note
    Quote Originally Posted by One More Year View Post
    The only blab's I will even be a part of is just when it is me they are talking about. Aaaah yes I can see a few good looking shiny tall deck motors on the beach, with barely enough fuel to get back to the launch saying, "Holy crap how fast you think that Daytona was going man? That's like the 20th time he's gone by today?"

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