My Brother inlaw did somthing like that on the Fox river near the chain. He got off course, by looking at homes along the river, as he was cruising. At first it was dark water, then he was plowing mud, then he stuck it. Upon entering the water, he found him self in 3 foot of mud. He was lucky I was an hour away, he had no tools....so I left to find him. I asked if he had any money, like coins, he did...I said if you can get un stuck, start pulling hoses, and flush them out. He was up and running in under an hour, I was dreading the tow back up river in a jet boat.
The only blab's I will even be a part of is just when it is me they are talking about. Aaaah yes I can see a few good looking shiny tall deck motors on the beach, with barely enough fuel to get back to the launch saying, "Holy crap how fast you think that Daytona was going man? That's like the 20th time he's gone by today?"