Some kids have been ding dong ditching my next door neighbor all summer , it was random but lately it has been every saturday night at about 1:30am. We are going to hide out and wait for them tomorrow night. The question is what to do when we catch them. Paintball guns and ass kickings sound like fun, but we'd rather not end up in the slammer until Monday morning if they go crying to their mommies. Best idea we have so far is water hose and ice cold water baloons in a cooler, and that's pretty lame. He rigged a doorbell button with thumbtacks poking thru but dosent want to end up paying for stitches either. They usually park down the street with other kids waiting in the car according to our recon, I think I could sneak up and get a couple shrader valves pulled out while they wait. Give me some good ideas here, ones that won't land me in the county jail for assaulting a minor!