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  • 03-21-2009, 09:37 PM
    TITTIES AND BEER
    Quote Originally Posted by Dye-adromous View Post
    reverse the roles in this story (a little long I know)

    On the first day after the divorce was final, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water.

    When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.

    She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    On the fourth day, the ex-husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

    They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for afew days, and in the end the even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!

    People stopped coming over to visit.

    Repairmen refused to work in the house.

    The maid quit.

    They couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

    Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

    Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settl ement in exchange for having the house.

    Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.

    She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home .....
    .. and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!
    i have to call bullshit on this ,sorry but i do
  • 03-21-2009, 06:06 PM
    Dye-adromous

    Just in case she manages to steal the house.....

    reverse the roles in this story (a little long I know)

    On the first day after the divorce was final, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

    On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

    On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water.

    When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.

    She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

    On the fourth day, the ex-husband came back with his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

    They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for afew days, and in the end the even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!

    People stopped coming over to visit.

    Repairmen refused to work in the house.

    The maid quit.

    They couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

    Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

    Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

    Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settl ement in exchange for having the house.

    Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was, he agreed on a price that was only 1/10 of what the house had been worth ... but only if she would sign the papers that very day.

    She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

    A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home .....
    .. and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!
  • 03-21-2009, 05:48 PM
    TITTIES AND BEER
    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyDaze View Post
    Where do the good ones go? Right now I am under the impression there isn't many out there. All of my friends are going through the same crap I am going through in varying degrees. I like the kitty just as any other man, I just don't like the critter its attached to right now. Seems all they want is the good time, then when things get tough they bounce.

    Maybe I'll be a monk... Fack it.
    maybe just chill for awhile,you will find one,just chill
  • 03-20-2009, 12:24 PM
    sweetboat
    Same goes for the guys. lots of whack jobs out there. Just be specific as to what you are looking for. be HONEST! Met my guy on match been together for the better part of 6mos so far...
  • 03-20-2009, 12:14 PM
    Shaun
    Quote Originally Posted by sweetboat View Post
    We good ones don't hang out in bars. Try match.com or eharmony. If you can't be honest with yourself you will never be able to be honest with anyone else we are all looking for the same things. Best of luck to you and when you least expect it it will find you.
    True, finding a good chick in a bar is hard to do.. especially if your older...

    if your under 30 eharmony/true.com/match.com/etc... they are fully of crazys, probably the same chances of finding a good one there as you have at a bar. My buddy used eharmony and match.com... all 5 chicks he dated from the sites where seriously crazy! I think those sites are better for older people. just my opinion.
  • 03-20-2009, 12:03 PM
    sweetboat
    We good ones don't hang out in bars. Try match.com or eharmony. If you can't be honest with yourself you will never be able to be honest with anyone else we are all looking for the same things. Best of luck to you and when you least expect it it will find you.
  • 03-20-2009, 04:54 AM
    Wild Hair
    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyDaze View Post
    Where do the good ones go? Right now I am under the impression there isn't many out there. All of my friends are going through the same crap I am going through in varying degrees. I like the kitty just as any other man, I just don't like the critter its attached to right now. Seems all they want is the good time, then when things get tough they bounce.

    Maybe I'll be a monk... Fack it.
    Dont know the where to tell you to look, but I can tell you where not to look. I wouldn't waste my time looking in a bar or any all night hang out.
    The good ones have a sence of self respect and responsability, they dont hang out all night and sleep all day. Also the first words out of their mouths should not be give me, buy me, or take me theese are only looking for a free ride. I will also tell you this, you have to have and show the same qualities in yourself. A good woman wont want to get with a man that has no self respect or pride in his apearence or actions. In all if you can find one you need to be able to talk to, respect, and trust each other. And remember your looking for a partner not a hostage If you can't trust her when she is away from you then you have some things you need to deal with. Try this and see if there is a change for the better, one thing for sure it wont hurt to try

    Don
  • 03-20-2009, 01:53 AM
    LuckyDaze
    Quote Originally Posted by Wild Hair View Post
    Just remember anything you say or do can be used against you.
    Just let it go.

    I have been married three times (never could learn from my mistakes) and the best thing I did learn was how to ignore the best of them (and my wife is reading this as I type). Find one who can laugh after hearing that and you might have a good one. Been with mine for 16 years now. I traded two city girls for a country girl She has no problem sliding over to me in the water and farting.

    Remember this There are still good women out there, but you have to look where the good ones go. And dont get in no damn hurry It will still work when it's time.

    Don

    Where do the good ones go? Right now I am under the impression there isn't many out there. All of my friends are going through the same crap I am going through in varying degrees. I like the kitty just as any other man, I just don't like the critter its attached to right now. Seems all they want is the good time, then when things get tough they bounce.

    Maybe I'll be a monk... Fack it.
  • 03-19-2009, 06:46 PM
    Wild Hair

    Just remember

    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyDaze View Post
    In case anyone is curious I have cut 99 percent of all communication with the lady, ink will be hitting paper and divorce papers will be served soon. I can almost smell the freedom.

    She's posting pictures of her new boyfriend and her at lake mead, lets hope he doesn't like the river, I would hate for him to have a tough weekend.

    ~Brian

    Just remember anything you say or do can be used against you.
    Just let it go.

    I have been married three times (never could learn from my mistakes) and the best thing I did learn was how to ignore the best of them (and my wife is reading this as I type). Find one who can laugh after hearing that and you might have a good one. Been with mine for 16 years now. I traded two city girls for a country girl She has no problem sliding over to me in the water and farting.

    Remember this There are still good women out there, but you have to look where the good ones go. And dont get in no damn hurry It will still work when it's time.

    Don
  • 03-19-2009, 03:28 PM
    TITTIES AND BEER
    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyDaze View Post
    In case anyone is curious I have cut 99 percent of all communication with the lady, ink will be hitting paper and divorce papers will be served soon. I can almost smell the freedom.

    She's posting pictures of her new boyfriend and her at lake mead, lets hope he doesn't like the river, I would hate for him to have a tough weekend.

    ~Brian
    good for you,hope it all works for the best for ya
  • 03-18-2009, 04:25 PM
    Ultra26 # 1
    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyDaze View Post
    Nah she was posting them on her myspace. Easy fix, click edit friends, delete, block. No more chopped liver feeling.

    ~Brian
    You're gonna have a great Summer. Hope to see you on the water sometime soon.

    John M
  • 03-18-2009, 04:06 PM
    LuckyDaze
    Quote Originally Posted by thyme & tide View Post
    Posting here?
    That is plain old hateful!
    I'm sorry for you!
    Nah she was posting them on her myspace. Easy fix, click edit friends, delete, block. No more chopped liver feeling.

    ~Brian
  • 03-18-2009, 03:42 PM
    thyme & tide
    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyDaze View Post
    In case anyone is curious I have cut 99 percent of all communication with the lady, ink will be hitting paper and divorce papers will be served soon. I can almost smell the freedom.

    She's posting pictures of her new boyfriend and her at lake mead, lets hope he doesn't like the river, I would hate for him to have a tough weekend.

    ~Brian
    Posting here?
    That is plain old hateful!
    I'm sorry for you!
  • 03-18-2009, 03:26 PM
    LuckyDaze
    In case anyone is curious I have cut 99 percent of all communication with the lady, ink will be hitting paper and divorce papers will be served soon. I can almost smell the freedom.

    She's posting pictures of her new boyfriend and her at lake mead, lets hope he doesn't like the river, I would hate for him to have a tough weekend.

    ~Brian
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