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    Happy New Year 2009

    I want you guys to be the first of all my buddies that I wish to send
    Happy New Year greetings...

    As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

    Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
    Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
    Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
    Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole
    the election.
    And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

    I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama
    will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem,
    solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
    stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes,
    stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
    Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
    achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

    2009 will be a better year.
    Wags

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAWnCA View Post
    Happy New Year 2009

    I want you guys to be the first of all my buddies that I wish to send
    Happy New Year greetings...

    As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

    Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
    Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.
    Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
    Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole
    the election.
    And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

    I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama
    will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem,
    solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem,
    stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes,
    stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the
    Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and
    achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

    2009 will be a better year.
    I like your optomistic sarcasm..

    GT
    GT


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    And to think.... I voted for the OTHER guy!
    Wags

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    Thumbs up Niice!!!!!


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    VERY NICE! Do you mean to tell me that isn't really going to happen!

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    Only when Obama proves he can REALLY walk on water.
    Wags

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAWnCA View Post
    Only when Obama proves he can REALLY walk on water.
    Do you really think he likes water???


    Sorry I couldn't help myself

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    Well he was body surfing.... Too bad the box jellies weren't in town.
    Wags

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