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    A husband and wife were laying in bed before going to sleep talking.

    He said, "There is no way to be happy and sad at the same time."

    His wife replied, "Out of your brothers and all your friends, you have the largest tool."

    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy View Post
    A husband and wife were laying in bed before going to sleep talking.

    He said, "There is no way to be happy and sad at the same time."

    His wife replied, "Out of your brothers and all your friends, you have the largest tool."

    To which I would reply: "It feels bigger in your' sister, although your' friends are snug too"......
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    Quote Originally Posted by forkin' crazy View Post
    a husband and wife were laying in bed before going to sleep talking.

    He said, "there is no way to be happy and sad at the same time."

    his wife replied, "out of your brothers and all your friends, you have the largest tool."

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    to which i would reply: "it feels bigger in your' sister, although your' friends are snug too"......

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    Default I get happy and sad after sex...

    Happy cuz I got laid.....sad cuz I know I won't get it again til next week.

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    haha that was great

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