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    Default Obama on Oprah's private plane

    Obama was on a plane with his wife, Michelle and Oprah.

    Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said, 'You know, I could throw a
    $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.

    Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100
    bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.

    Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10
    bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
    co-Pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out
    of the window and make more than 300 million people very happy.

    Are you one of those 300
    million?
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    I wish no harm to them just hope they get replaced soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    I wish no harm to them just hope they get replaced soon.


    ahhhhh, I think it was a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    I wish no harm to them just hope they get replaced soon.
    I don't want them simply replaced. I want them deported as soon as possible. For Barry, Gitmo works for me.



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    If it happened it must be a tragedy, because it wouldn't be an accident or a great loss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    ahhhhh, I think it was a joke.
    And a good one at that. I just wanted to diffuse the spewing from the few leftist remaining who would openly use such a post as a statement that we wanted the president dead, which is not true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    And a good one at that. I just wanted to diffuse the spewing from the few leftist remaining who would openly use such a post as a statement that we wanted the president dead, which is not true.
    And don't forget the name calling of what bad Christians we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    And a good one at that. I just wanted to diffuse the spewing from the few leftist remaining who would openly use such a post as a statement that we wanted the president dead, which is not true.

    I know, he will be lucky to not be incarcerated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor View Post
    And a good one at that. I just wanted to diffuse the spewing from the few leftist remaining who would openly use such a post as a statement that we wanted the president dead, which is not true.


    Doc referred to him as the president instead of the kenyan. The Mayans were right. World ending soon. Take shelter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss460 View Post


    Doc referred to him as the president instead of the kenyan. !
    Thats because Hawaii told the people of AZ where to put their fake birth certificate conspiracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havasu1986 View Post
    Thats because Hawaii told the people of AZ where to put their fake birth certificate conspiracy.
    Whoops! They forgot to produce documentation. Have you got some Bobby?
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    Liberals don't need proof or documentation. They say it and it's so. That's why we have a Kenyan for a president.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss460 View Post


    Doc referred to him as the president instead of the kenyan. The Mayans were right. World ending soon. Take shelter!

    Maybe the Secret Service stopped by Doc's house to give him a geography lesson ?

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