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    Default Too good to pass up....Funny, but so true

    Sorry, this is too good, courtesy of SoCalJetboats:

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..

    He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

    St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
    Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

    Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

    'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

    'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

    'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

    St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

    'Do you have one for President Obama?' asked the man.

    Obamas clock is in Jesus' office.
    He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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    I am surprised they weren't spinning so fast they didn't sling off!
    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life"

    - - Robert A. Heinlein

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    Probably could use it to propel an airplane!!!

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    Good one... The Romney clock works perfect as a window wiper...

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    Thanks MP, got a lot of laughs on fb with this one!



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