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    Lightbulb My thought for the day...

    Since two people have been killed this month in NYC by others pushing a person in front of a subway train, what do we do? Search for the deranged person, or outlaw the gun... er train?
    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life"

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    Yeah, crazy stuff happening every day. The news this morning told of a 67 yr. old homeless woman, asleep on a public bench, being doused with a flammable liquid and set on fire. What do we outlaw there?

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    Clearly there should be a ban on assault subway trains. Now, we need a special task force to identify these trains and what their "evil" characteristics are, and even if a subway train doesn't qualify as an "assault" subway train, we need to ban these evil characteristics on ALL subway trains, um...just because. High capacity subway trains are out. Period. Recreational subway trains will be allowed to remain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Shelfo Sr. View Post
    Yeah, crazy stuff happening every day. The news this morning told of a 67 yr. old homeless woman, asleep on a public bench, being doused with a flammable liquid and set on fire. What do we outlaw there?
    Simple. No more fire, Joe. All fire must be approved prior to ignition and accompanied by the proper permit, issued only after a complete background check and proof of a fire-usage qualification course. Fee included, of course.
    Oh, and to add...there will be a permenant ban on assault fires. Those who posess current assault fires will be required to register them. Fee included, of course.
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    rotflmao. That's awesome stuff right there. Thanks for the laugh's guys, I havn't laughed that hard in way too long. The blatant stupidity of the politicians is aggravating to say the least. They are definitely a huge part of the problem, and like the cockroaches they are, they need to be eradicated just like any other cockroach infestation. Thanks again for the laughs, you guys are hilarious.

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    Note to the federal government:

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    Couldn't resist. Sent it to my Congresswoman, Dianne Feinstein.

    "Since two people have been killed this month in NYC by others pushing a person in front of a subway train, what do we do? Search for the deranged person, or outlaw the gun... er train? Clearly there should be a ban on assault subway trains. Now, we need a special task force to identify these trains and what their "evil" characteristics are, and even if a subway train doesn't qualify as an "assault" subway train, we need to ban these evil characteristics on ALL subway trains, um...just because. High capacity subway trains are out. Period. Recreational subway trains will be allowed to remain.
    This is not meant to be mocking, only to bring to light the lack of thought given to the real problem of mentally ill people.

    Happy New Year."

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    Nice addition Fullup!!! BTW I did come up with that myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy View Post
    Nice addition Fullup!!! BTW I did come up with that myself.
    When she comes looking for my semi-automatic cork gun, I'll be sure to credit my good friend Forkin' Crazy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fullup View Post


    When she comes looking for my semi-automatic cork gun, I'll be sure to credit my good friend Forkin' Crazy.


    They were talking about banning "thumb hole" stocks... My Remington air rifle has one... Will it be legal?
    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life"

    - - Robert A. Heinlein

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