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    ....It is not necessary to wipe one's anus with three stones or with three pieces of fabric: a single stone or single piece of fabric is enough. But if one wipes with a bone, or any sacred object, such as, for example, a paper having the name of Allah on it, one may not say his prayers while in this state.


    ...During evacuation, one must not squat facing the sun or the moon, unless one's genitals are covered. While defecating, one must also avoid squatting exposed to the wind, or in public places, or at the door of one's house, or under a fruit tree. At the time of the evacuation, one must also avoid eating, dallying, or washing one's anus with the right hand. Finally, one must avoid talking, unless one is absolutely forced to or is addressing a prayer to Allah.


    ....Urinating and defecating are forbidden in four places: blind alleys, except with the permission of those living along them; the property of a person who has not given permission to do so; places of worship, such as a certain medersas [Arabic schools]; graves of believers, unless one does so as an insult to them.
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    Savages!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RPB View Post
    ....It is not necessary to wipe one's anus with three stones or with three pieces of fabric: a single stone or single piece of fabric is enough. But if one wipes with a bone, or any sacred object, such as, for example, a paper having the name of Allah on it, one may not say his prayers while in this state.


    ...During evacuation, one must not squat facing the sun or the moon, unless one's genitals are covered. While defecating, one must also avoid squatting exposed to the wind, or in public places, or at the door of one's house, or under a fruit tree. At the time of the evacuation, one must also avoid eating, dallying, or washing one's anus with the right hand. Finally, one must avoid talking, unless one is absolutely forced to or is addressing a prayer to Allah.


    ....Urinating and defecating are forbidden in four places: blind alleys, except with the permission of those living along them; the property of a person who has not given permission to do so; places of worship, such as a certain medersas [Arabic schools]; graves of believers, unless one does so as an insult to them.

    Who gives a shit?
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    When you read something and it suggests to muslim people to wipe their ass with rocks, that doesnt seem odd?
    When you read something and it suggests to muslim people its ok to wipe your ass with the holy book of Muhhamad, that doesnt seem odd?

    Well it should! It comes from the manual on how to kick your ass. The book actually opens with the following

    ...Our one and only remedy is to bring down these corrupt and
    corrupting systems of government, and to overthrow the traitorous,
    repressive, and despotic gangs in charge. This is the duty of Muslims
    in all Islamic countries; this is the way to victory for all Islamic
    revolutions.

    Muslims have no alternative, if they wish to correct the political
    balance of society, and force those in power to conform to the laws
    and principles of Islam, to an armed Jihad against profane
    governments.

    Though you may not have the means to prevent heresy or fight
    corruption, nevertheless, you must not remain silent. If they hit you
    in the head, protest! Resigning yourself to oppression is more
    immoral than oppression itself. Argue, denounce, oppose, shout.
    Spread the truth – that Islamic justice is not what they say it is.

    Jihad means the conquest of all non-Muslim territories. Such a war
    may well be declared after the formation of an Islamic government
    worthy of that name, at the direction of the Imam or under his
    orders. It will then be the duty of every able-bodied adult male to
    volunteer for this war of conquest, the final aim of which is to put
    Qur’anic law in power from one end of the earth to the other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RPB View Post
    When you read something and it suggests to muslim people to wipe their ass with rocks, that doesnt seem odd?
    When you read something and it suggests to muslim people its ok to wipe your ass with the holy book of Muhhamad, that doesnt seem odd?

    Well it should! It comes from the manual on how to kick your ass. The book actually opens with the following

    ...Our one and only remedy is to bring down these corrupt and
    corrupting systems of government, and to overthrow the traitorous,
    repressive, and despotic gangs in charge. This is the duty of Muslims
    in all Islamic countries; this is the way to victory for all Islamic
    revolutions.

    Muslims have no alternative, if they wish to correct the political
    balance of society, and force those in power to conform to the laws
    and principles of Islam, to an armed Jihad against profane
    governments.

    Though you may not have the means to prevent heresy or fight
    corruption, nevertheless, you must not remain silent. If they hit you
    in the head, protest! Resigning yourself to oppression is more
    immoral than oppression itself. Argue, denounce, oppose, shout.
    Spread the truth – that Islamic justice is not what they say it is.

    Jihad means the conquest of all non-Muslim territories. Such a war
    may well be declared after the formation of an Islamic government
    worthy of that name, at the direction of the Imam or under his
    orders. It will then be the duty of every able-bodied adult male to
    volunteer for this war of conquest, the final aim of which is to put
    Qur’anic law in power from one end of the earth to the other.
    AK

    My comment was a play on words, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.



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