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    Great analogy!

    The Affordable Boat Act

    The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: "The affordable boat
    act" declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April 2014.
    These "affordable" boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each.
    This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration
    fees, fuel, docking and storage fees, maintenance or repair costs.
    This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and
    financially responsible people have been able to purchase boats. This new
    laws ensures that every American can now have a "affordable" boat of their
    own, because everyone is "entitled" to a new boat. If you purchase your
    boat before the end of the year, you will receive 4 "free" life jackets; not
    including monthly usage fees.
    In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable boat, the costs of
    owning a boat will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way,
    wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don't want or
    can't afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who can't afford to maintain
    their boat will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can
    use their parents boats to party on until they turn 27; then must purchase
    their own boat.


    If you already have a boat, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you
    can't). If you don't want or don't need a boat, you are required to buy one
    anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or can't afford one, you will be regularly fined
    $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment.
    Failure to use the boat will also result in fines. People living in the
    desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to lakes are not
    exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are
    not acceptable excuses for not using your boat.
    A government review board (that doesn't know the difference between the
    port, starboard or stern of a boat) will decide everything, including; when,
    where, how often and for what purposes you can use your boat along with
    how many people can ride your boat and determine if one is too old or healthy
    enough to be able to use their boat. They will also decide if your boat
    has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories,(like
    a $500 compass) or a newer and more expensive boat.
    Those that can afford yachts will be required to do so...it's only fair.
    The government will also decide the name for each boat. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment.
    Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a boat,
    they and their families can obtain boats free, at the expense of tax payers.
    Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$)
    are also exempt.
    If the government can force you to buy health care, they can force you to buy a boat....or ANYTHING else..
    Yea...it's that stupid...
    http://oathkeepers.org
    Due to the fact that GOD limited mans intelligence , it's unfortunate he did not also limit his Stupidity !!!

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    You're a bit late!!
    http://www.performanceboats.com/poli...-boat-act.html

    Gn, he's all yours!

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    sorry I'm Slow ..................Just like my Boat !
    http://oathkeepers.org
    Due to the fact that GOD limited mans intelligence , it's unfortunate he did not also limit his Stupidity !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ICECREAMAN View Post
    You're a bit late!!
    http://www.performanceboats.com/poli...-boat-act.html

    Gn, he's all yours!
    GN stole this from me BTW.
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