First, I am a firm believer that we have far too many laws already, bullshit laws about victimless crimes.. Bullshit laws that allow traffic stops for the sole purpose of "fishing" for a crime.. That disclaimer stated, here are a few ideas about new laws that would actually help humanity...
#1.. "Taggers", sprayers of graffiti.. MANDATORY sentences based on graffiti being a "crime against humanity".. If caught/convicted of "tagging" the sentence will be multiplied by the number of people that were forced to see it. On a wall where 1000 cars go by in a day, the MANDATORY 6 months in jail shall be multiplied by 1000, up to a maximum of 10 years at hard labor removing graffiti. IF the graffiti was/is gang related, the jail time shall be doubled to a maximum of 20 years... No exceptions, none..
#2.. All politicians shall be required to take an oath to tell the truth every time they speak before the Senate, or House... Anyone caught lying, or purposely distorting the truth, shall be expelled from Congress on the spot, fined $25,000, imprisoned for a minimum of one year, and forever banned from any public office... (like when "Harry, wannabe Hitler, Reid said, on the Senate floor, that Romney hadn't paid taxes for ten years, when he knew it was a lie)...Bye bye Harry..
#3.. Any driver that drives slow in the fast lane shall be stopped, drug from their car, and burned at the stake beside the road immediately..
#4.. It shall be a felony for any authorities, HOA, civic groups, or landlords to even mention any ideas about banning the display of the American Flag anywhere within our borders. Once again, MANDATORY one year in jail at hard labor, then deportation unless they are a natural born here US Citizen. If they are an alien, even a legal "naturalized" alien, they shall be stripped of any legal status, and deported the day they get out of jail, NEVER to return.. US citizen students will be expelled from the school, banned forever from attending any "public" school, jailed for the mandatory 1 year, fined $5 grand, and have "libtard traitor" tattooed on their forehead, or join the Marines that day...
Just 4 for now, sorry for the rant. Feel free to add any new laws you'd like to see..