Two liberals are sitting at a bar - doing shots, and periodically toasting -"57 DAYS".... After a few rounds - the Barkeep gets curious. "What is the significance of 57 DAYS???" One liberal looked at the other one and said...."We just finished a Jigsaw Puzzle! On the box it said...'3-5 Years, but WE did it in FIFTY-SEVEN DAYS !!!!"