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    Wink In the year 2017...

    A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

    Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

    Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

    The rest of the world is in shock.

    Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.

    Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.

    Latin American countries are sending clothing.

    New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

    The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

    Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

    President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending them two million replacement Muslims.

    "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life"

    - - Robert A. Heinlein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forkin' Crazy View Post
    A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

    Two million Muslims die and over a million are injured.

    Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments don't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

    The rest of the world is in shock.

    Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.

    Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.

    Latin American countries are sending clothing.

    New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

    The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

    Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

    President Trump, not to be outdone, is sending them two million replacement Muslims.

    Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimsplace View Post
    Good one.
    Not good and missed the mark. 10 million more illegals are needed to complete this transaction.
    The government's monetary role is to maintain the integrity of the monetary unit, not participate in fraud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlson-jet View Post
    Not good and missed the mark. 10 million more illegals are needed to complete this transaction.
    OK - I can tell you've thought this through.
    But, who's going to mow my yard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimsplace View Post
    OK - I can tell you've thought this through.
    But, who's going to mow my yard?
    This is a trick question as you put in xeroscaping 20 years ago and well ahead of the drought. As far as your pool boy who services you, uncuff him from the basement?
    The government's monetary role is to maintain the integrity of the monetary unit, not participate in fraud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlson-jet View Post
    This is a trick question as you put in xeroscaping 20 years ago and well ahead of the drought. As far as your pool boy who services you, uncuff him from the basement?
    Sorry to disappoint, but no xeroscaping.
    I also don't have a basement.

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